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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Feb 07, 2005 9:16:53 am PST #4581 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I want a burrito, now. I have an unholy love for frozen bean and cheese burritos. I have three in my freezer. Unfortunately, my freezer is miles away.

Oh well, in another 45 minutes I can have my Green Apple Pie Yogurt, which is probably full of added sugar but I convince myself is healthy.

It seems like that sentence should have a "that" or a "which" in it, but I don't know which.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 9:18:47 am PST #4582 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just wish there were a universal password or handshake or decoder ring to signify to all tech folk I call up that I am on one side of the hurdle and not the other.

Tell me what it is if you find it. Despite having paid my rent at times doing tech support (not like I helped Jesse, in case you were wondering), I get the "there, there" treatment from tech support here.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2005 9:18:52 am PST #4583 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Probably because it doesn't want you to send that letter. They're capricious beasts, computers. Passive aggressive to a fault.

Just what I suspected! I will hand-write the envelope, and hide it from my boss.


erikaj - Feb 07, 2005 9:19:08 am PST #4584 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm a big idiot, cause I actually spent ten seconds thinking "What show is MySQL?" before figuring out it's a Tech Thing I Don't Know. Please don't take my card away.


Allyson - Feb 07, 2005 9:19:09 am PST #4585 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You get Appreciation Days at The Fuselage? Sweet deal.

Fury just threatened everyone to appreciate me or else.

Does that carry over to this place? C'mon. Tell me how I am TEH AWESOME


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2005 9:20:26 am PST #4586 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

hah! We know you Missy, you'll get nothing but being taken for granted from us!


erikaj - Feb 07, 2005 9:20:47 am PST #4587 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I just thought you were so great you knew already, Allyson.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2005 9:21:17 am PST #4588 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But seriously, I just got mandatory training on a piece of software that I know pretty well. The thing is, the guy doing the training thinks it makes more sense for him to just go through the whole thing, doing his regular shpiel, rather than trying to figure out what I personally do and do not know. I think that's what you people are getting from tech support -- it's not that they don't believe you, it's that they have a routine.


Lee - Feb 07, 2005 9:22:03 am PST #4589 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You are awesome. Allyson. G&J were even telling me so this weekend.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2005 9:26:54 am PST #4590 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does that carry over to this place?

Not till Fury shows up, no.

I just got mandatory training on a piece of software that I know pretty well.

Which leads to another peeve -- there's totally not enough training. The number of things I have to explain or correct in word, or show people how to paste into Lotus Notes without carrying over the formatting ... it's stupid, and in the end, unfamiliarity with the tool must cost more than 4 hours of decent training in it.