But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 04, 2005 9:16:37 am PST #4031 of 10002
What is even happening?

Now, now. Technically San Fran was first, even if it didn't last.

No, no. Much different circumstances.


Lee - Feb 04, 2005 9:17:03 am PST #4032 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dear diary,

Today, I gave up. The documents have won, and they are now in control of my office.


amych - Feb 04, 2005 9:18:10 am PST #4033 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Lee, flamethrowers are the most effective weapon against The Documents. Or so I hear, anyway.


Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:19:16 am PST #4034 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Lee, here are a few possibilities: 1) switch offices with an unsuspecting sucker; 2) leave, and go shopping.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 9:19:49 am PST #4035 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The documents have won, and they are now in control of my office.

"We're going to need the special office standard Jaws of Life here. Yeah, the ones that look like giant staple removers. Stat!"


Gus - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:16 am PST #4036 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Really, Buffistas. "Doris" has got to be the WASP name of two centuries. Join it up to "Ling-Cohan", and you have an OC episiode to die for.

I'm casting a bleached blonde Lucy Liu.


Fred Pete - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:59 am PST #4037 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hmmmm.... We have a District Office in NYC....


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #4038 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Breaking News: Officials: Two airliners received hijacking threats, but both landed safely in N.Y.

The fact that it was two of them is... disturbing.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #4039 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The Honorable Doris Ling-Cohan is like the quintessential NY name.


Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:41 am PST #4040 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Doris, herself.