Lee, flamethrowers are the most effective weapon against The Documents. Or so I hear, anyway.
Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Feb 04, 2005 9:18:10 am PST #4033 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:19:16 am PST #4034 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
Lee, here are a few possibilities: 1) switch offices with an unsuspecting sucker; 2) leave, and go shopping.
DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 9:19:49 am PST #4035 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The documents have won, and they are now in control of my office.
"We're going to need the special office standard Jaws of Life here. Yeah, the ones that look like giant staple removers. Stat!"
Gus - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:16 am PST #4036 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Really, Buffistas. "Doris" has got to be the WASP name of two centuries. Join it up to "Ling-Cohan", and you have an OC episiode to die for.
I'm casting a bleached blonde Lucy Liu.
Fred Pete - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:59 am PST #4037 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Hmmmm.... We have a District Office in NYC....
tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #4038 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Breaking News: Officials: Two airliners received hijacking threats, but both landed safely in N.Y.
The fact that it was two of them is... disturbing.
Jesse - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #4039 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The Honorable Doris Ling-Cohan is like the quintessential NY name.
Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:41 am PST #4040 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
Nutty - Feb 04, 2005 9:30:54 am PST #4041 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
JOSE CANSECO!!! Corleone should hire him!
Dude. This is the guy who had a ball he was trying to field bounce off his head and into the stands for a home run. I don't want him bodyguarding anybody.
it would make baseball a more interesting game if it was full contact, although I suspect that the players' careers would be a lot shorter.
How quickly we forget the July 24 brawl game! N.b. I don't actually approve of fighting in baseball, but if you're an AL East fan, you have no shortage of full-contact.
§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 9:33:08 am PST #4042 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is the guy who had a ball he was trying to field bounce off his head and into the stands for a home run. I don't want him bodyguarding anybody.
One ball bouncing off his head versus volunteering for repeated pounding to the face? Who would you want as a bodyguard?