The documents have won, and they are now in control of my office.
"We're going to need the special office standard Jaws of Life here. Yeah, the ones that look like giant staple removers. Stat!"
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
'The Message'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 9:19:49 am PST #4035 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Gus - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:16 am PST #4036 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Really, Buffistas. "Doris" has got to be the WASP name of two centuries. Join it up to "Ling-Cohan", and you have an OC episiode to die for.
I'm casting a bleached blonde Lucy Liu.
Fred Pete - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:59 am PST #4037 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Hmmmm.... We have a District Office in NYC....
tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #4038 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Breaking News: Officials: Two airliners received hijacking threats, but both landed safely in N.Y.
The fact that it was two of them is... disturbing.
Jesse - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:18 am PST #4039 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The Honorable Doris Ling-Cohan is like the quintessential NY name.
Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:28:41 am PST #4040 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
Nutty - Feb 04, 2005 9:30:54 am PST #4041 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
JOSE CANSECO!!! Corleone should hire him!
Dude. This is the guy who had a ball he was trying to field bounce off his head and into the stands for a home run. I don't want him bodyguarding anybody.
it would make baseball a more interesting game if it was full contact, although I suspect that the players' careers would be a lot shorter.
How quickly we forget the July 24 brawl game! N.b. I don't actually approve of fighting in baseball, but if you're an AL East fan, you have no shortage of full-contact.
§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 9:33:08 am PST #4042 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is the guy who had a ball he was trying to field bounce off his head and into the stands for a home run. I don't want him bodyguarding anybody.
One ball bouncing off his head versus volunteering for repeated pounding to the face? Who would you want as a bodyguard?
Gus - Feb 04, 2005 9:33:57 am PST #4043 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Sparky1, thanks.
Porn for nerds.
DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 9:37:07 am PST #4044 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dude, she's got some life experience backing up her judgments. How many American judges have worked in sweatshops?
As a twelve-year-old, she accompanied her mother to a hearing for a man accused of assaulting her mother. That she and her mother had no idea how to find their way around the courthouse and that there seemed to be no information available to those who did not speak English left a lasting impression on her.
In high school, Ling-Cohan worked part time as a seamstress and a threadcutter in the sewing factories of Chinatown. Supporting herself, she studied psychology at Brooklyn College and received her degree summa cum laude in 1976. She went on to New York University School of Law on a full scholarship, graduating in 1979.