I... biblical tortilla?

Tortillas now come in Old Testament or New Testament. Of course, tortillas with Jesus or the Virgin Mary get all the news. Personally, I prefer a nice Ezekial tortilla, or the spicy Cain tortilla. Stay away from the Job tortilla, though - very chewy.

How are those crazy kids doing?

Still married. Making babies that he sings about in Nickelodeon movies.

I... biblical tortilla?

Don't ask me. It's some flourless grain thing inspired by Ezekiel 4:9, and my husband, who is a sucker for new and exciting things, bought them. I miss the flour, personally.

Making babies that he sings about in Nickelodeon movies.

Wow. That's a totally different ick from the one I had when they hooked up.

That's a totally different ick from the one I had when they hooked up.

What's the ick? It was the song from the Wild Thornberries movie that got nominated for a Grammy or Oscar or something.

Frank TerrorBoy called up TerrorMom and told her all about how TerrorDad tried to have him killed. TerrorMom agrees to help him out, but TerrorDad finds out and strongarms her into going with him to kill their son. At the last minute (after TerrorDad has switched to a different car so he can follow them), she decides to help her son escape, but TerrorDad catches this, and starts shooting at their car. She escapes with a wounded arm, TerrorBoy driving. TerrorDad has to go to TerrorBoss and explain that his family's being traitorous and could TerrorBoss please help him kill them before they ruin everything? TerrorBoss is not pleased, but really has no choice.

Meanwhile, Jack and Audrey have to go over to a private security company's offices to look at tapes from that party where Audrey recognized that guy who was one of the kidnappers. On the way, Audrey's ex-husband keeps hounding her about getting back together, which is making Jack feel awkward. Either ex-hubby is evil, or he might be merely a giant tool, I can't tell. But the mole (the annoying consultant who used to sleep with Marcus) tells the other terrorists where Jack and Audrey are going, and so just as they're identifying the guy on the tape, they get shot at and have to run. Jack realizes that CTU has a mole, and so he calls "the only person he can trust." which turns out to be Tony, who is apparently still allowed to have a gun so he can rescue Jack and Audrey at the last minute.

Erin's daughter is still in the clinic, and the doctor misreads her chart and gives her Haldol, to which she is allergic. This makes Erin less than effective for the last half of the ep.

Also, Edgar manages to hack into most of the nuclear power plants and take them offline before any damage is done. 6, however, are unfixable, and will melt down in time for sweeps three hours.

My coworker is, I think, entertained by my unending mockery of people who seem to have forgotten how to do their jobs.

Well who wouldn't be? But I think the real question is why there seems to be an unending supply of people who can't remember how to do their jobs from day to day.

I'm eating a biblical tortilla.

I... biblical tortilla?

That was exactly my reaction.

It was the song from the Wild Thornberries movie that got nominated for a Grammy or Oscar or something.

My vision of Nickleodeon movie was too limited. I had visions of him cheesing it up for TV movies.

Well, shit.

My cousin is contracting with (Big company, name deleted) in England, and, as she has a young child, the company is paying for family members to go over there and watch said kid. I, with my "eh, whatever" work schedule, was planning on going over there for a couple weeks in March (for free.). Works out great for everyone.

Except that I would miss both my brother's Confimation speech and his actual confirmation. I get the sense that confirmation is not a huge thing for him, but my Mom would certainly have issues with me missing it.

Frell.

Jess, thanks!!!

I'm upset I missed the return of soulpatch, but otherwise it sounds like a standard 24 episode that I can play catch-up on via the previously next week.

Can't believe I spaced, though. It's not like I have anything else I watch on Mondays.