I am willing to step in and be a "family member".

Stay away from the Job tortilla, though - very chewy.

There was a man in the land of Mexico, whose name was Jobtilla; and that man was flat and chewy, one who feared starch, and turned away from flour.

Burnt offerings to God, dude. Like milk and cookies for Santa.

It's some flourless grain thing inspired by Ezekiel 4:9, and my husband, who is a sucker for new and exciting things, bought them.

I constantly have to repress the urge to call your husband so I can sell him swamp land.

Can't believe I spaced, though. It's not like I have anything else I watch on Mondays.

Dude, that is what Tivo is for. It remembers when stuff's on so you don't have to.

I constantly have to repress the urge to call your husband so I can sell him swamp land.

You'd have to make it new and exciting swamp land with a snazzy name and a colorful package.

msbelle, you're like 12th on the waiting list, but I'll add you.

A quick google let me know that Alana Davis covered the Ani song, FYI.

I would love to tape TAR tonight, but I'm pretty sure either my VCR is dying or there's something wrong with the video tape I've been using -- I was having bizarre issues with it turning on and off spastically, and I couldn't get the tape out, but finally I did get the tape out, and now I've had no problem. So I'm afraid to put it back in, is the thing.

I can keep it for you on my DVR if you want.

Thanks DebetEsse. Hee. I even have nanny experience. God, I should pimp myself out as a nanny for airfare.

Thanks, msb. I may just get it extra-legally.

My vision of Nickleodeon movie was too limited. I had visions of him cheesing it up for TV movies.

It's actually a very affecting song. It was Oscar nominated.

Father and Daughter

If you leap awake
In the mirror of a bad dream
And for a fraction of a second
You can't remember where you are
Just open your window 
And follow your memory upstream
To the meadow in the mountain
Where we counted every falling star


I believe the light that shines on you
Will shine on you forever
And though I cant guarantee 
Theres nothing scary hiding under your bed
I’m gonna stand guard
Like a postcard of a Golden Retriever
And never leave till I leave you 
With a sweet dream in your head


Im gonna watch you shine
Gonna watch you grow
Gonna paint a sign
So you'll always know
As long as one and one is two
There could never be a father
Who loved his daughter more than I love you


Trust your intuition
Its just like going fishing
You cast your line
And hope you get a bite
But you dont need to waste your time
Worrying about the market place
Try to help the human race
Struggling to survive its harshest night


I'm gonna watch you shine
Gonna watch you grow
Gonna paint a sign
So youll always know
As long as one and one is two
There could never be a father
Who loved his daughter more than I love you


Im gonna watch you shine
Gonna watch you grow
Gonna paint a sign
So youll always know
As long as one and one is two
There could never be a father
Who loved his daughter more than I love you

nice morals for a PK.

I satisfied part of my desire to go shopping by getting some craft supplies online that I need for a project. About $30, not bad.