I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 24, 2005 2:26:25 pm PST #266 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My dad sent me a pic of him wandering around aimlessly.

I expect such an advanced baby was wandering aimfully.


sarameg - Jan 24, 2005 2:28:13 pm PST #267 of 10002

Really makes you wonder what goes through their heads. At xmas, Dominic discovered he slid on the floor in socks. So what did he do? Standing up against a wall, let his feet slide out from under him. He'd land with a plop on his rear, say "Boom!" And then do it again. Over and over and over and over. You'd think it hurt a little, but no.

The diaper afterwards was naasty, though.


Allyson - Jan 24, 2005 2:29:10 pm PST #268 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think ima teach him sign language over the phone. THAT IS HOW ADVANCED HE IS.


Sheryl - Jan 24, 2005 2:34:47 pm PST #269 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

It showed a little here today, but not enough to cause any trouble. Oddly enough, traffic didn't suck as much as I though it would.(How's that for a back-handed compliment)

I have a cat in my lap and I can't get up...


sarameg - Jan 24, 2005 2:36:18 pm PST #270 of 10002

That was the only excuse that got us out of doing a chore. The only. Made for cranky cats, sometimes....


Elais - Jan 24, 2005 2:36:55 pm PST #271 of 10002
making her home at bronzebeta.com since 2001

So I'm looking at the registrations for the LOST party, and it's like, 10-1 women. I'm thinking that I could use this to my advantage, and charge boys $700 to register, because, yo, chances are good.

Interesting. I heard that the OneRingParty was mostly women. I guess women just like to socialize more?


Kat - Jan 24, 2005 2:46:14 pm PST #272 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I think ima teach him sign language over the phone. THAT IS HOW ADVANCED HE IS.

Wait, isn't he already writing his first novel?


DavidS - Jan 24, 2005 2:48:20 pm PST #273 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wait, isn't he already writing his first novel?

I heard he was writing it in French.


Allyson - Jan 24, 2005 2:56:37 pm PST #274 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I heard he was writing it in French.

Don't be silly. He's writing it in Braille with his eyes closed. THAT'S HOW ADVANCED HE IS!

Also? He grew four teeth, without any help at all. AND! He points at things. Like, he pointed at a mole on my shoulder, to let me know I should get it checked out in case it's precancerous.

He can't really speak, but I could see him sort of working out the diagnosis in his mind.


Kat - Jan 24, 2005 2:59:38 pm PST #275 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

He can't really speak,

Silly. That's what the sign language is for.