Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JohnSweden - Jan 30, 2005 3:27:00 pm PST #2235 of 10002
I can't even.

Haven't decided what to do with the accredited people, with stamps, who flail.

Have them accompanied by kravvers, who can defend the innocent bystanders, and put them down quickly if there is a flailing risk.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:30:48 pm PST #2236 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

kravvers, who can defend the innocent bystanders, and put them down quickly if there is a flailing risk.

And then cut their hands off?

BAH. TIVO DIDN'T GET THE END OF THE OPEN FINAL.

::yahoos::

Dude, I really wanted to see that.


Hil R. - Jan 30, 2005 3:44:21 pm PST #2237 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just saw the Because of Winn-Dixie commercial. That smiling dog does look really disturbing.


Alibelle - Jan 30, 2005 3:55:10 pm PST #2238 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I like dancing. Dancing is fun. Unless you're dancing with someone who sucks, or who is overly close when you don't want them to be. Then dancing is awkward.

My friend, who is also taking ballroom dancing-- though on another night, had to be a man during one of the classes, and she says that it is so much more fun to dance with girls, because they smell really nice. This is the difference between girls and boys, apparently: Before a dancing class, a girl will, if not shower, at least deodorize or perfume as appropriate, as well as brush her teeth or mint herself up. A boy? Will not do these things. This is most disturbing when his icky wet underarm is on your shoulder, where your favorite sweater is currently all that's standing between you and ickiness.

At least, that's the conclusion I've come to, based on the scientific experiment that is my class.


Calli - Jan 30, 2005 3:59:47 pm PST #2239 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, quester. Yes, Wolf's Rain sounds right. I'll tape a few episodes and check them out.

If I ever do get married, I doubt there will be dancing at the reception. Dancing generally leaves me feeling awkward and embarrassed, and that's not a feeling I want to encourage on my wedding day. Best to save that for the marriage, I think.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 4:01:02 pm PST #2240 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to see The Wedding Date, dammit. Not sure why. Oh, right, because apparently I am a sap for accidental romance.


sarameg - Jan 30, 2005 4:11:15 pm PST #2241 of 10002

ita, me too. But I'm not a sap. Nuh-uh. So why do I keep watching Extreme Home Makeover?

Seeing a bunch of canadian women do the macarena at a wedding was pretty damned funny. They were good, no doubt. I think it was knowing the family dynamics that made it hilarious. The acrimonious mom, sweet as hell (and more mom than mom) stepmom, the crazy sister in law, the drunk cousins, the bride.... That wedding had makings of a prime disaster. Didn't quite happen (though I keep getting new behind the scenes, years later) but...oh my. I think I was invited solely in case it all went down and a sane bride-friend was needed. Instead, I contributed to the potential disaster. That didn't happen!

Happy belated b-day Anne!


Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 4:14:06 pm PST #2242 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The only reason I want to see The Wedding Date is as a how-to.


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 4:16:01 pm PST #2243 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Just saw Numb3rs from Friday night. Damn. I'm liking it more than I thought I would. David Krumholtz is adorable and Rob Morrow is great!


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 4:18:47 pm PST #2244 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The only reason I want to see The Wedding Date is as a how-to.

$6000, a plane ticket to London, and Dermot Mulroney, it seems.

I knew a guy that looked like a better looking Dermot Mulroney. So he sets of a whole bunch of "shoulda coulda ... didn't" in me. I just hope this has a less wrong payoff than My Best Friend's Wedding.