So, they don't know how to spell Burgoo, either?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2005 2:53:42 pm PST #2225 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 2:58:41 pm PST #2226 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is the problem with dancing in rooms full of white people. There tends to be flailing.
Well, then it's official. Any unaccredited white people at my (still putative) wedding don't get to dance.
JohnSweden - Jan 30, 2005 2:59:38 pm PST #2227 of 10002
I can't even.
This is the problem with dancing in rooms full of white people. There tends to be flailing.
S'all I'm sayin'.
Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 3:02:48 pm PST #2228 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, then it's official. Any unaccredited white people at my (still putative) wedding don't get to dance.
Nice.
I should really go grocery shopping, but I just have zero interest. I guess the cat and I can make it til tomorrow.
Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 3:04:43 pm PST #2229 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I should really go grocery shopping, but I just have zero interest. I guess the cat and I can make it til tomorrow.
Well, at least one of you will make it, anyway.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:07:24 pm PST #2230 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nice.
You think I want flailing ruining the (putatively) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, EVER?
Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 3:11:10 pm PST #2231 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, at least one of you will make it, anyway.
Har. It's not like the cupboards are totally bare, and anyway, we each have enough stored fuel to make it 24 hours.
You think I want flailing ruining the (putatively) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, EVER?
You're going to have to start doing family screenings before dates, to ensure no flailing. Because no way you're keeping Aunt Betty off that dance floor when they play "her song."
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 3:11:55 pm PST #2232 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2005 3:14:43 pm PST #2233 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So have them play the Isley Brothers' "Shout" so there's some direction for the flailing.
The good Japanese steakhouse/sushi bar is screwing with me, as they changed their hours in the past 2 weeks to eliminate Sundays. (Can you guess what day it was my habit to eat there?) I think they're trying to Emulate the Germantown Shogun, whose hours should read "Anytime that Matt ISN'T planning on eating here."
This leaves Saturday lunch as the only time I can go there and get the particular menu item that's my favorite (it's a julienned beef that tastes much better than the steak on their dinner menu). If they think tasty economical food from a waiter that's growing a cellphone out of his ear is going to win out over tasty too-expensive food from Hottie!Bartender, they are sadly mistaken.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:19:35 pm PST #2234 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You're going to have to start doing family screenings before dates, to ensure no flailing.
Absolutely. There will be the opportunity (putatively) to "test in" -- you get an ID, and if you aren't passed, you don't get your hand stamped at the door. The minute the flailing starts, the barehanded perp will be escorted out.
Haven't decided what to do with the accredited people, with stamps, who flail.
Perhaps cut their hand off.