The only reason I want to see The Wedding Date is as a how-to.
$6000, a plane ticket to London, and Dermot Mulroney, it seems.
I knew a guy that looked like a better looking Dermot Mulroney. So he sets of a whole bunch of "shoulda coulda ... didn't" in me. I just hope this has a less wrong payoff than
My Best Friend's Wedding.
Any unaccredited white people at my (still putative) wedding don't get to dance.
Hmph. I refuse to be damned for all the helpless white people. I don't flail on the dance floor.
I refuse to be damned for all the helpless white people. I don't flail on the dance floor.
Then you should have no problem getting accredited, now, should you?
So I won't get to dance at ita's wedding?
Sad now.
Then you should have no problem getting accredited, now, should you?
Does it look like a green card? Or more of an Arthur Murray logo?
::flips through random cards in wallet::
Oh! I forgot to mention -- if you find me the groom, you get to dance as much and as badly as you'd like.
if you find me the groom, you get to dance as much and as badly as you'd like.
Right! Uh, Gus' son is taken though, huh? A stunningly handsome six and a half footer who dedicated his life to saving the lives of poor people in third world countries is really the only person I had that could live up to my standards for you. This is your own fault. You're impossible to shop for. Let me see if I've got Jet Li's phone number lying around somewhere...
$6000, a plane ticket to London, and Dermot Mulroney, it seems.
I need more details before I start throwing money around.
I want to see The Wedding Date, dammit. Not sure why. Oh, right, because apparently I am a sap for accidental romance.
I really want to see this too! It's frustrating me that it's coming out next weekend, and not this one.
I am all about immediate gratification.
Jet Li has funky skin, if the trailers for that movie where he was treated like a dog and locked in a room for his entire life are anything to go by. I think that was Jet Li, anyway.
I need to go practice piano. I don't feel like leaving my house again. Bleh.
Alibelle, you should hop on AIM with me at some point tonight, but I will be around for a while.