Well, then it's official. Any unaccredited white people at my (still putative) wedding don't get to dance.
Nice.
I should really go grocery shopping, but I just have zero interest. I guess the cat and I can make it til tomorrow.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 3:02:48 pm PST #2228 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 3:04:43 pm PST #2229 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I should really go grocery shopping, but I just have zero interest. I guess the cat and I can make it til tomorrow.
Well, at least one of you will make it, anyway.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:07:24 pm PST #2230 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nice.
You think I want flailing ruining the (putatively) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, EVER?
Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 3:11:10 pm PST #2231 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, at least one of you will make it, anyway.
Har. It's not like the cupboards are totally bare, and anyway, we each have enough stored fuel to make it 24 hours.
You think I want flailing ruining the (putatively) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, EVER?
You're going to have to start doing family screenings before dates, to ensure no flailing. Because no way you're keeping Aunt Betty off that dance floor when they play "her song."
tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 3:11:55 pm PST #2232 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Be sure to check out the new international best-seller: ita - the Putative Years
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2005 3:14:43 pm PST #2233 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So have them play the Isley Brothers' "Shout" so there's some direction for the flailing.
The good Japanese steakhouse/sushi bar is screwing with me, as they changed their hours in the past 2 weeks to eliminate Sundays. (Can you guess what day it was my habit to eat there?) I think they're trying to Emulate the Germantown Shogun, whose hours should read "Anytime that Matt ISN'T planning on eating here."
This leaves Saturday lunch as the only time I can go there and get the particular menu item that's my favorite (it's a julienned beef that tastes much better than the steak on their dinner menu). If they think tasty economical food from a waiter that's growing a cellphone out of his ear is going to win out over tasty too-expensive food from Hottie!Bartender, they are sadly mistaken.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:19:35 pm PST #2234 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You're going to have to start doing family screenings before dates, to ensure no flailing.
Absolutely. There will be the opportunity (putatively) to "test in" -- you get an ID, and if you aren't passed, you don't get your hand stamped at the door. The minute the flailing starts, the barehanded perp will be escorted out.
Haven't decided what to do with the accredited people, with stamps, who flail.
Perhaps cut their hand off.
JohnSweden - Jan 30, 2005 3:27:00 pm PST #2235 of 10002
I can't even.
Haven't decided what to do with the accredited people, with stamps, who flail.
Have them accompanied by kravvers, who can defend the innocent bystanders, and put them down quickly if there is a flailing risk.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:30:48 pm PST #2236 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
kravvers, who can defend the innocent bystanders, and put them down quickly if there is a flailing risk.
And then cut their hands off?
BAH. TIVO DIDN'T GET THE END OF THE OPEN FINAL.
::yahoos::
Dude, I really wanted to see that.
Hil R. - Jan 30, 2005 3:44:21 pm PST #2237 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just saw the Because of Winn-Dixie commercial. That smiling dog does look really disturbing.