Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 2:51:08 pm PST #2223 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The electric slide would be cool to watch if it caused actual electrocution.

Nah, it just leads into a vat of electric boogaloo.


Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 2:52:19 pm PST #2224 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There's no flailing in the macarena, not as designed. Nor most dancing, really.

This is the problem with dancing in rooms full of white people. There tends to be flailing.

Mister Pointy was John H's thingy-do.


DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2005 2:53:42 pm PST #2225 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

So, they don't know how to spell Burgoo, either?

Emily: Not Mr. Pointy, but will this do?


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 2:58:41 pm PST #2226 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is the problem with dancing in rooms full of white people. There tends to be flailing.

Well, then it's official. Any unaccredited white people at my (still putative) wedding don't get to dance.


JohnSweden - Jan 30, 2005 2:59:38 pm PST #2227 of 10002
I can't even.

This is the problem with dancing in rooms full of white people. There tends to be flailing.

S'all I'm sayin'.


Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 3:02:48 pm PST #2228 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, then it's official. Any unaccredited white people at my (still putative) wedding don't get to dance.

Nice.

I should really go grocery shopping, but I just have zero interest. I guess the cat and I can make it til tomorrow.


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 3:04:43 pm PST #2229 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I should really go grocery shopping, but I just have zero interest. I guess the cat and I can make it til tomorrow.

Well, at least one of you will make it, anyway.


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2005 3:07:24 pm PST #2230 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nice.

You think I want flailing ruining the (putatively) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, EVER?


Jesse - Jan 30, 2005 3:11:10 pm PST #2231 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, at least one of you will make it, anyway.

Har. It's not like the cupboards are totally bare, and anyway, we each have enough stored fuel to make it 24 hours.

You think I want flailing ruining the (putatively) BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, EVER?

You're going to have to start doing family screenings before dates, to ensure no flailing. Because no way you're keeping Aunt Betty off that dance floor when they play "her song."


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 3:11:55 pm PST #2232 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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