Hello, Dali!
Well hello, Dali!
It's so nice to have you back...
Music ends series of unrelated 5-minute solos, the aural equivalent of surrealism
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - Jan 28, 2005 7:44:01 am PST #1668 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2005 7:44:34 am PST #1669 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Self-defense with a Walking-stick: [link] Written in 1901, with cool illustrations.
No. 4. -- How to Defend Yourself, without Running any Risk of being Hurt, if you are carrying only a Small Switch in your Hand, and are Threatened by a Man with a very Strong Stick.
Hmmm....
eta:
No. 6. A very Safe Way to Disable a Boxer who Attempts to Rush You when You are Armed with a Stick.
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2005 7:49:42 am PST #1670 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Remember that submarine that ran into that underwater mountain? It's in a drydock now: [link]
Damn, I'm amazed that something could take that much dammage while underwater and still not sink. Apparantly the inner pressure hull survived intact, while the outer hull got trashed to hell....
Trudy Booth - Jan 28, 2005 7:53:05 am PST #1671 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Remember that submarine that ran into that underwater mountain?
It's like they were walking around Seattle and the fog lifted...
Jesse - Jan 28, 2005 7:53:23 am PST #1672 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Taxes (state and federal): DONE. Am getting big refund! For, I think, the first time ever. It's the one good thing about only working full time half the year -- my withholding was based on the full annual amount, which I didn't earn.
shrift - Jan 28, 2005 7:57:10 am PST #1673 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Now I really want Chinese.
Sometimes the only thing you need to make the day tolerable is to devour a good eggroll. I'm just saying.
bicyclops - Jan 28, 2005 7:58:45 am PST #1674 of 10002
Self-defense with a Walking-stick
But how do you defend yourself against a man armed with a banana?
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2005 7:59:53 am PST #1675 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But how do you defend yourself against a man armed with a banana?
Sadly, it took them another 70 years to figure that out....
Lee - Jan 28, 2005 8:27:05 am PST #1676 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hi bicyclops! It's been a long time, and now we get you and cab in the same day. Cool.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 28, 2005 8:27:13 am PST #1677 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It's not TDS; he's appearing in Hartford for "An Evening with Jon Stewart" tonight. I have bad seats, I mean, REALLY bad seats. I don't care. He sold out the entire Bushnell (decent sized theatre) for two shows. It should be incredible.
Oh, wicked cool. I've got an HBO special he did several years ago and he was a RIOT! He's probably more topical now then he was then, but I remember some of his best stuff was serious Jewish humor (which he still often goes to on TDS).