Remember that submarine that ran into that underwater mountain? It's in a drydock now: [link]

Damn, I'm amazed that something could take that much dammage while underwater and still not sink. Apparantly the inner pressure hull survived intact, while the outer hull got trashed to hell....

Remember that submarine that ran into that underwater mountain?

It's like they were walking around Seattle and the fog lifted...

Taxes (state and federal): DONE. Am getting big refund! For, I think, the first time ever. It's the one good thing about only working full time half the year -- my withholding was based on the full annual amount, which I didn't earn.

Now I really want Chinese.

Sometimes the only thing you need to make the day tolerable is to devour a good eggroll. I'm just saying.

Self-defense with a Walking-stick

But how do you defend yourself against a man armed with a banana?

But how do you defend yourself against a man armed with a banana?

Sadly, it took them another 70 years to figure that out....

Hi bicyclops! It's been a long time, and now we get you and cab in the same day. Cool.

It's not TDS; he's appearing in Hartford for "An Evening with Jon Stewart" tonight. I have bad seats, I mean, REALLY bad seats. I don't care. He sold out the entire Bushnell (decent sized theatre) for two shows. It should be incredible.

Oh, wicked cool. I've got an HBO special he did several years ago and he was a RIOT! He's probably more topical now then he was then, but I remember some of his best stuff was serious Jewish humor (which he still often goes to on TDS).

Jesse, what is the name of the man interviewed on The Daily Show who inspired your tag? I want to get his book, but I can't remember his name.

Hi bicyclops! Hi cab! Good to see your phosphors!

I have to go pick up my penne al'arrabiatta for lunch. Yum! I'm hoping this cures the lowlevel headache I've had all day....