Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2005 2:15:38 pm PST #1553 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It hurts less if you clench.

But this is someone you want to be pinching your butt. Are you revealing some masochistic yearnings? Denial of same? How long have you felt this way, Ms HP?

If *I* wanted them to pinch my butt, there's a good chance I'd be be all showing off and all buns of steel. But I think I shouldn't. So from now on, I resolve not to.


Betsy HP - Jan 27, 2005 2:16:18 pm PST #1554 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

If I want somebody to be pinching my butt, I don't want to be yelling "Yipe!". So I vote for clenching as the non-yipey strategy.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2005 2:19:00 pm PST #1555 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I want somebody to be pinching my butt, I don't want to be yelling "Yipe!"

Couldn't you just want them to not be trying to tear chunks out of your ass?

I've never wanted anyone to pinch me so hard it'd hurt if I wasn't all prepped for them. Not that there's anything *wrong* with that.


sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:03:56 pm PST #1556 of 10002

I hope this is not the OC hinted at in one preview once that will lead me to hate.

No signs of such yet.

I have pictures of my new toy! But not online.

There will be no pinching of my butt. Never. So I do not have to contemplate the variations any further.


DavidS - Jan 27, 2005 3:05:21 pm PST #1557 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::pinches sarameg's butt::

::watches large purple bruise blossom::

In a very special episode of My Diamond Shoes Pinch My Feet, I have to note that these free corporate party crab cakes are too salty. The champagne's good though.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2005 3:05:59 pm PST #1558 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think that's next episode, sara. Not because I know -- just because of pacing.

::smacks sara's behind::


sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:07:52 pm PST #1559 of 10002

LEAVE MY BEHIND ALONE.


sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:18:58 pm PST #1560 of 10002

iTA!!!!

Maybe your hate is a different hate.

edit: OK maybe not


Allyson - Jan 27, 2005 3:35:40 pm PST #1561 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am very ready to go home now. It's been a terribly long day, and I could use a hot bath.


sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:47:04 pm PST #1562 of 10002

Grrr.

You should definitely go home and soak, Allyson. Just don't let the cat play on the edge of the tub. It becomes very unrelaxing, if hilarious.