If I want somebody to be pinching my butt, I don't want to be yelling "Yipe!". So I vote for clenching as the non-yipey strategy.
I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Angel ,'Chosen'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Jan 27, 2005 2:16:18 pm PST #1554 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2005 2:19:00 pm PST #1555 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I want somebody to be pinching my butt, I don't want to be yelling "Yipe!"
Couldn't you just want them to not be trying to tear chunks out of your ass?
I've never wanted anyone to pinch me so hard it'd hurt if I wasn't all prepped for them. Not that there's anything *wrong* with that.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:03:56 pm PST #1556 of 10002
I hope this is not the OC hinted at in one preview once that will lead me to hate.
No signs of such yet.
I have pictures of my new toy! But not online.
There will be no pinching of my butt. Never. So I do not have to contemplate the variations any further.
DavidS - Jan 27, 2005 3:05:21 pm PST #1557 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
::pinches sarameg's butt::
::watches large purple bruise blossom::
In a very special episode of My Diamond Shoes Pinch My Feet, I have to note that these free corporate party crab cakes are too salty. The champagne's good though.
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2005 3:05:59 pm PST #1558 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that's next episode, sara. Not because I know -- just because of pacing.
::smacks sara's behind::
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:07:52 pm PST #1559 of 10002
LEAVE MY BEHIND ALONE.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:18:58 pm PST #1560 of 10002
iTA!!!!
Maybe your hate is a different hate.
edit: OK maybe not
Allyson - Jan 27, 2005 3:35:40 pm PST #1561 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am very ready to go home now. It's been a terribly long day, and I could use a hot bath.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:47:04 pm PST #1562 of 10002
Grrr.
You should definitely go home and soak, Allyson. Just don't let the cat play on the edge of the tub. It becomes very unrelaxing, if hilarious.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 4:51:42 pm PST #1563 of 10002
Serious serial posting:
The toy!(lori has to see this!) (and um, yes, that is cathair on the silk duvet. I've got cats. I need to do laundry.)
