::pinches sarameg's butt::
::watches large purple bruise blossom::
In a very special episode of My Diamond Shoes Pinch My Feet, I have to note that these free corporate party crab cakes are too salty. The champagne's good though.
Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 27, 2005 3:05:21 pm PST #1557 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2005 3:05:59 pm PST #1558 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think that's next episode, sara. Not because I know -- just because of pacing.
::smacks sara's behind::
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:07:52 pm PST #1559 of 10002
LEAVE MY BEHIND ALONE.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:18:58 pm PST #1560 of 10002
iTA!!!!
Maybe your hate is a different hate.
edit: OK maybe not
Allyson - Jan 27, 2005 3:35:40 pm PST #1561 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am very ready to go home now. It's been a terribly long day, and I could use a hot bath.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 3:47:04 pm PST #1562 of 10002
Grrr.
You should definitely go home and soak, Allyson. Just don't let the cat play on the edge of the tub. It becomes very unrelaxing, if hilarious.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 4:51:42 pm PST #1563 of 10002
Serious serial posting:
The toy!(lori has to see this!) (and um, yes, that is cathair on the silk duvet. I've got cats. I need to do laundry.)
Kathy A - Jan 27, 2005 4:56:12 pm PST #1564 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'm not lori, but I love that Hubble toy! I'd put it at work, between my rubber chicken and my Venus De Milo that sqeaks when you squeeze her tummy.
sarameg - Jan 27, 2005 4:59:03 pm PST #1565 of 10002
God, I want to find out who the supplier is. I want to give them as gifts.
The whole absurd aspect of timing really tips the balance into hysterical laughter for me, but even on their own, I find them amusing.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 27, 2005 5:36:43 pm PST #1566 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Alton Brown is doing chili. He sounds like a traditionalist on this subject. I'm hoping for snarky comments about the abomination known as Skyline chili.