Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.
[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
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After the game, home win, lots of high fives and hugging and cheering later, Dean waves at a lean, scruffy boy his own height and jogs over to his family.
"Good work out there, son. What you've learned shows a lot of promise."
"It was cool, " Sammy admits, abashed. The whole spectacle had him riveted, and once it was established he couldn't get Dean into a skirt, the teasing dropped off dramatically.
The scruffy boy runs over and it's easier to tell he's the winning QB. He plants a wet smack of a kiss on Dean's cheek and slings a happy carefree arm around his shoulders.
"Hi, I'm Castiel..." he starts, pulled up short by the incisive stare of the elder Winchester.
"Uh, about under the the radar thing, Dad, Sir, I think we are still kind of okay?" Dean volunteers.
"It's true John—if the most talented cheerleader didn't date the quarterback, something would be up." burred Bobby.
Sam is agape at how he'd been played for something way more important than teasing about skirts and John is clearly rehearsing his "There are going to have to be RULES. SO MANY RULES." for the drive home.
"Nice to meet you, Castiel." John knows exactly how much pressure to apply to stop just short of intense discomfort, and Castiel doesn't blink an eyelid. Well, at least he's got that going for him, John mutters to himself.
It's Already Here
Chapter 1.
Emma
stamped her feet and wrapped her arms around herself, pacing
nervously to keep her toes from going numb. The storm keeping the
Snow Palace in place sent wind and ice howling through the woods and
down through Storybrooke. The walls of Zelena's barn kept the worst
of the wind out, but the chill swept through the cracks and right on
through gloves and boots and coat.
Or
at least through mine,
Emma thought as she glanced at the barn's other occupant. "Any
progress?"
"Slightly
more than the last time you asked," said Regina, pacing a slow
circle around the edge of the portal design on the floor, and
seemingly oblivious to the biting cold. "And as I told you then
- "
"It'll
go faster if I stop interrupting you, I know. I just - Nnngh!"
The foot-stamping seemed to be less and less effective. "Do you
have magical heaters in those boots, or something?"
Regina
rolled her eyes, before focussing on the perimeter of the portal
again. "This is a very delicate reconfiguration of the design.
Any extraneous magical energy could cause a dangerous and
unpredictable reaction." She shot Emma a sharp warning glance.
"So,
I shouldn't try that either. Gotcha." She hadn't been
seriously considering it, anyway. Regina didn't respond, bending
over to carefully burn a rune into the floor of the barn, just
outside the existing pattern. It flickered with purple light for a
moment, then faded to a carved hole in the stone. She ignored Emma's
hopeful look, and slowly continued around.
If
she's not using magic, she's got to be as cold as I am, but look at
her.
The (continued...)
( continues...) days Regina could make her feel lesser
with a glance were long gone, but seeing her like this, seemingly as
untouched by the cold as the Snow Queen, Emma still felt vaguely
intimidated. Maybe
Mom wasn't totally wrong.....
"...I guess I just
assumed Hook would be going with you." Snow was fiddling with
the ties on a rough-looking backpack, not meeting Emma's eyes.
Emma
shrugged. "I was too, until I actually mentioned it, and he
pointed out that having a former pirate captain along - excuse me,
infamous
pirate captain", Snow snorted at her imitation of Hook's
offended tone, "is a bad idea when you're trying to book
passage."
The two of them were in
Snow's room, waiting for David to return. He'd insisted on escorting
Henry from school to the apartment, and Henry had insisted they pick
up Regina from the pawn shop along the way. There'd been a brief
glaring match last night, which mostly made Snow and Emma snicker at
the family resemblance, but David had given in without much argument.
Emma thought he'd realized the same thing she had, that Henry wanted
a chance to say goodbye to both his mothers.
"I know you've worked
together before, but ", Snow broke off and gave Emma a pleading
look, " you understand I can't be happy about the two of you
going off together?" Emma considered pointing out that made it
sound like she and Regina were sneaking out to the junkyard to smoke
and get drunk, not heading off on a genuine quest to save
Storybrooke, but the look on Snow's face made her pause and try a
different tack.
"Well, " she
counted off a finger, "Either her or Rumpel has to stay and
maintain the shield, or the town will freeze over completely. If
rumors of what happened between him and Elsa have reached Arendelle,
they might throw us out on sight, or worse. Even if they haven't,
his reputation would still do more harm than good."
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Snow sighed. "So we
can't send him with you instead, yes." Emma nodded and counted
off a second finger.
"We need someone with
magic, since we don't know what we're going to find in Arendelle.
I've got magic, but I'm still pretty new to using it. The fairies
don't want to risk returning, and maybe losing their human forms if
they cast a spell, and everyone else with magic is unreliable at
best." A third finger.
"It needs to be someone
who can project some kind of authority. You and Abigail are out,
since she's pretty sure the Council will fall apart without both of
you here. David doesn't think he has the reputation we need, and
George is, well....."
Snow snorted. "Not the
sort who works well with others." She sighed, then looked at
Emma thoughtfully. "You've really thought this through, haven't
you?"
"Er...." A
familiar feeling of being caught out settled into her stomach.
"Actually, I had this exact conversation with Regina a couple
days ago, except I was...." She pointed to where Snow was
sitting.
"Oh."
"We had
that shouting match last week - about Robin, of course - so when
Henry said she wanted to come along, I thought...I don't know."
Emma shrugged. "That she was up to something
anyway. But she really sold it."
"Oh". Snow
contemplated that for an excruciatingly long moment, then shrugged.
"Well, in any case, " she lifted the pack off the floor and
offered it to Emma, "I got a few things ready for you."
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"Uh....Thanks."
Emma winced. Being taken
care of
was still something that threw her, no matter who it came from. She
grabbed the pack awkwardly and poked through it. "So this
is...."
"Just some things I
found useful when I was...on my own in the Enchanted Forest. Extra
canteens, rope,..."
"And a grappling hook?"
Emma studied it dubiously.
"I found it very useful,
" Snow said primly. "You never know when you're going to
need to make an unexpected entrance."
"I guess." Emma
shrugged and buckled the pack closed. "Hopefully, all we need
to do is head up to Arendelle and convince this sister Rumpel
mentioned to come get Elsa off our backs-" She broke off at
Snow's look. "I know, right? When has anything gone that easy
for us?"
"Even if you get there
OK, there's no guarantee she'll just agree to come with you. If
she's been ruling there for the past thirty years or more...."
"Well, hopefully Regina
has some-" the noise of the door opening and voices in the main
room cut her off. "And, speak of the devil and she shows up
with the guys."
David was just shutting the
front door as they came out, and he smiled at Emma before walking
over to Snow like he'd been away weeks. "Hey."
"Hey."
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Emma rolled her eyes at them
before reaching out to ruffle Henry's hair, "Hey,"(he
snorted and gave her a one-armed hug) and look at Regina. "How'd
it go?"
Regina sighed, and spared a
moment to scowl at Snow, David, and the slush tracked across the
floor. "Assuming this information is accurate, I should be able
to modify the portal the way we need. I suggest we get started right
away, we should have enough time before sundown. Henry?"
"Oh yeah. Check it
out!" Emma blinked as she realized he was brandishing a
sheathed sword in his other hand. "Rumpel said to give it to
you to help out."
Emma eyed it dubiously.
"'Give'?"
"Henry?" Regina's
voice had the you're-being-a-slow-pupil tone Emma had come to hate
over the past year. "When dealing with Rumpelstiltskin-"
"I know,
I know." He held up his hands defensively. "You have to
pay attention to his exact words. Which were,"
he turned to Emma and recited carefully, "I'm
lending this to her so she can protect my investment."
He paused and added, "And then Belle rolled her eyes at him for
putting it that way."
"Huh." Emma
studied the sword as Henry handed it over. It seemed to be a
straight, one-handed blade with a hand-guard on the hilt. The
sheath was plain black leather, with a short set of runes on one
side. She felt a faint tingle in her fingers. "Is it....."
Henry frowned. "He said
it was called...Tsau...um....," he gave Regina a pleading look.
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"Zauberflotte.
It means "Flute of Magic."
"A flute?" Emma
drew the sword a foot or so and peered at it. "It looks like
it's just-"
An
exaggerated sigh interrupted her. "It's a metaphor,
Miss Swan. The blade is enchanted so the wielder can cast spells
like it's a wand."
"Hah!" She
sheathed the sword and looked at Regina. "So once we're through
the portal..."
"You can use that to
cast the return spell, yes. Now are you ready to go, Miss Swan?
Miss Swan!"
Emma
blinked and stared at Regina, who was staring at her from much too
short a distance. "Uh, what?"
"I
said,
the portal is ready. If you've quite done daydreaming...."
"I
wasn't - never mind." She strode over to the portal and peered
at it dubiously. "So, no more time travel?"
"It
seems to be reacting to the extra runes the way we expected, so,"
Regina nodded as she came up next to Emma. "We'll arrive on the
other side within a few minutes of the time we enter the portal here.
The time-warp effect has been modified to cause a sort of 'time
differential'. Spending a day over there should (continued...)
( continues...) only cause an hour
or so to pass here."
"So
we can spend as much time as we need to, and not worry about folks
here freezing to death." Emma thought for a moment about what
effect a stable portal back to the Enchanted Forest might have on the
town, then shrugged and hefted her pack. "You ready?"
Regina
gave her a dry look as she raised her hands. "I
wasn't the one complaining about the cold, but yes. Shall we be
off?" Dark tendrils of magic began curling through the portal
design. The air took on the familiar tension of a gate about to
open.
Emma
nodded and braced herself. "Go for it. And hang onto your hat,
if it's anything like last-"
A
hole in the air opened with a CRACK and sucked them both through
before she could finish.
TBC
Intriguing, chris. Looking forward to more.