Buffista Fic 2: They Said It Couldn't Be Done.
[NAFDA] Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
( continues...) days Regina could make her feel lesser
with a glance were long gone, but seeing her like this, seemingly as
untouched by the cold as the Snow Queen, Emma still felt vaguely
intimidated. Maybe
Mom wasn't totally wrong.....
"...I guess I just
assumed Hook would be going with you." Snow was fiddling with
the ties on a rough-looking backpack, not meeting Emma's eyes.
Emma
shrugged. "I was too, until I actually mentioned it, and he
pointed out that having a former pirate captain along - excuse me,
infamous
pirate captain", Snow snorted at her imitation of Hook's
offended tone, "is a bad idea when you're trying to book
passage."
The two of them were in
Snow's room, waiting for David to return. He'd insisted on escorting
Henry from school to the apartment, and Henry had insisted they pick
up Regina from the pawn shop along the way. There'd been a brief
glaring match last night, which mostly made Snow and Emma snicker at
the family resemblance, but David had given in without much argument.
Emma thought he'd realized the same thing she had, that Henry wanted
a chance to say goodbye to both his mothers.
"I know you've worked
together before, but ", Snow broke off and gave Emma a pleading
look, " you understand I can't be happy about the two of you
going off together?" Emma considered pointing out that made it
sound like she and Regina were sneaking out to the junkyard to smoke
and get drunk, not heading off on a genuine quest to save
Storybrooke, but the look on Snow's face made her pause and try a
different tack.
"Well, " she
counted off a finger, "Either her or Rumpel has to stay and
maintain the shield, or the town will freeze over completely. If
rumors of what happened between him and Elsa have reached Arendelle,
they might throw us out on sight, or worse. Even if they haven't,
his reputation would still do more harm than good."
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Snow sighed. "So we
can't send him with you instead, yes." Emma nodded and counted
off a second finger.
"We need someone with
magic, since we don't know what we're going to find in Arendelle.
I've got magic, but I'm still pretty new to using it. The fairies
don't want to risk returning, and maybe losing their human forms if
they cast a spell, and everyone else with magic is unreliable at
best." A third finger.
"It needs to be someone
who can project some kind of authority. You and Abigail are out,
since she's pretty sure the Council will fall apart without both of
you here. David doesn't think he has the reputation we need, and
George is, well....."
Snow snorted. "Not the
sort who works well with others." She sighed, then looked at
Emma thoughtfully. "You've really thought this through, haven't
you?"
"Er...." A
familiar feeling of being caught out settled into her stomach.
"Actually, I had this exact conversation with Regina a couple
days ago, except I was...." She pointed to where Snow was
sitting.
"Oh."
"We had
that shouting match last week - about Robin, of course - so when
Henry said she wanted to come along, I thought...I don't know."
Emma shrugged. "That she was up to something
anyway. But she really sold it."
"Oh". Snow
contemplated that for an excruciatingly long moment, then shrugged.
"Well, in any case, " she lifted the pack off the floor and
offered it to Emma, "I got a few things ready for you."
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"Uh....Thanks."
Emma winced. Being taken
care of
was still something that threw her, no matter who it came from. She
grabbed the pack awkwardly and poked through it. "So this
is...."
"Just some things I
found useful when I was...on my own in the Enchanted Forest. Extra
canteens, rope,..."
"And a grappling hook?"
Emma studied it dubiously.
"I found it very useful,
" Snow said primly. "You never know when you're going to
need to make an unexpected entrance."
"I guess." Emma
shrugged and buckled the pack closed. "Hopefully, all we need
to do is head up to Arendelle and convince this sister Rumpel
mentioned to come get Elsa off our backs-" She broke off at
Snow's look. "I know, right? When has anything gone that easy
for us?"
"Even if you get there
OK, there's no guarantee she'll just agree to come with you. If
she's been ruling there for the past thirty years or more...."
"Well, hopefully Regina
has some-" the noise of the door opening and voices in the main
room cut her off. "And, speak of the devil and she shows up
with the guys."
David was just shutting the
front door as they came out, and he smiled at Emma before walking
over to Snow like he'd been away weeks. "Hey."
"Hey."
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Emma rolled her eyes at them
before reaching out to ruffle Henry's hair, "Hey,"(he
snorted and gave her a one-armed hug) and look at Regina. "How'd
it go?"
Regina sighed, and spared a
moment to scowl at Snow, David, and the slush tracked across the
floor. "Assuming this information is accurate, I should be able
to modify the portal the way we need. I suggest we get started right
away, we should have enough time before sundown. Henry?"
"Oh yeah. Check it
out!" Emma blinked as she realized he was brandishing a
sheathed sword in his other hand. "Rumpel said to give it to
you to help out."
Emma eyed it dubiously.
"'Give'?"
"Henry?" Regina's
voice had the you're-being-a-slow-pupil tone Emma had come to hate
over the past year. "When dealing with Rumpelstiltskin-"
"I know,
I know." He held up his hands defensively. "You have to
pay attention to his exact words. Which were,"
he turned to Emma and recited carefully, "I'm
lending this to her so she can protect my investment."
He paused and added, "And then Belle rolled her eyes at him for
putting it that way."
"Huh." Emma
studied the sword as Henry handed it over. It seemed to be a
straight, one-handed blade with a hand-guard on the hilt. The
sheath was plain black leather, with a short set of runes on one
side. She felt a faint tingle in her fingers. "Is it....."
Henry frowned. "He said
it was called...Tsau...um....," he gave Regina a pleading look.
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"Zauberflotte.
It means "Flute of Magic."
"A flute?" Emma
drew the sword a foot or so and peered at it. "It looks like
it's just-"
An
exaggerated sigh interrupted her. "It's a metaphor,
Miss Swan. The blade is enchanted so the wielder can cast spells
like it's a wand."
"Hah!" She
sheathed the sword and looked at Regina. "So once we're through
the portal..."
"You can use that to
cast the return spell, yes. Now are you ready to go, Miss Swan?
Miss Swan!"
Emma
blinked and stared at Regina, who was staring at her from much too
short a distance. "Uh, what?"
"I
said,
the portal is ready. If you've quite done daydreaming...."
"I
wasn't - never mind." She strode over to the portal and peered
at it dubiously. "So, no more time travel?"
"It
seems to be reacting to the extra runes the way we expected, so,"
Regina nodded as she came up next to Emma. "We'll arrive on the
other side within a few minutes of the time we enter the portal here.
The time-warp effect has been modified to cause a sort of 'time
differential'. Spending a day over there should (continued...)
( continues...) only cause an hour
or so to pass here."
"So
we can spend as much time as we need to, and not worry about folks
here freezing to death." Emma thought for a moment about what
effect a stable portal back to the Enchanted Forest might have on the
town, then shrugged and hefted her pack. "You ready?"
Regina
gave her a dry look as she raised her hands. "I
wasn't the one complaining about the cold, but yes. Shall we be
off?" Dark tendrils of magic began curling through the portal
design. The air took on the familiar tension of a gate about to
open.
Emma
nodded and braced herself. "Go for it. And hang onto your hat,
if it's anything like last-"
A
hole in the air opened with a CRACK and sucked them both through
before she could finish.
TBC
Intriguing, chris. Looking forward to more.
More OUaT:
It's Already Here
Chapter 2
Emma found herself tumbling through the air, then slamming painfully to the ground and tumbling over that until she fetched up against a tree. She lay there for a moment, stunned, as the noise of the portal vanished like a wind-tunnel slamming shut. As the ringing in her head began to clear, she craned her neck to check the surroundings. She was laying in the midst of a greenwood, with dense undergrowth and leaves blotting out the sky. There was no sign of anyone else. In fact - "Regina?"
"I'm here." Apparently the other woman had been blown past the tree Emma had crashed into. She pulled herself up and walked around, to see Regina already on her feet and scowling at the dirt and leaves sticking to her pantsuit. A flicker of dark mist washed over her clothes, leaving them spotless again. Regina winced briefly, and Emma felt something twinge inside her at the flux of magic.
"Go easy with that, will you? I know it's not as bad here, but-"
"I am quite capable of managing my use of magic, Miss Swan." Regina took a deep breath and looked around. "Did we come through where you were thinking of?"
Emma looked around carefully. "Well.....the trees don't look right, there's none of the big old ones I remember....."
"No, those would all have been destroyed by the first curse." Regina looked regretful for a moment, then went on, "This is thirty years' new growth, perhaps with some magical help from when the fairies were back last year."
"Huh. Well, I think I recognize the shape of the land and-" Emm sniffed the air," The smell of the sea. If we just head down to the shore...."
"We should see the port town from there." Regina nodded. "I suggest we make sure we have a route back first, however."
"Do you have a plan for if it
doesn't
work?" Emma asked dryly, but she drew Zauberflotte with one hand and grabbed a thick branch with the other. "Better hang on."
Regina scowled, but wrapped her hands around a different tree and nodded. "Go ahead."
Emma pointed the sword at an open space next to one of the bigger trees and took a deep breath. Normally, whatever magic was inside her lay quiet, almost unnoticeable, but as she lifted the sword to full extension, she could feel a prickly heat flowing down her arm, like water entering a newly added pipe. She took another breath, and tried to call up the pattern of thought and energy that had brought her and Hook home months ago-
Power suged down the sword and leaped into the open air; Emma saw a gleaming pattern hang there a moment, then split into the roaring vortex. The sudden rush of air nearly dragged her off her feet, and over the noise she could faintly hear Regina shouting something. Clinging to the branch as hard as she could, she pictured the pattern flying apart into nothing-
And the portal burst like a balloon, sending a blast of force through the trees and sending Emma tumbling over the ground a second time. She fetched up against a tree, and hazily wondered if it was the same one as before. For a minute she could only stare up through the leaves, listening to the wind die down as the forest quieted again.
"WhatÂ
did you think you were doing?" Regina's face appeared against the trees, glaring and dirt-smudged again.
"Um. What?" The ringing in her ears seemed to be fading .
"Didn't anyone ever teach you how-" Regina broke off with an exasperated huff. "No, of course not. The only formal training you've had was under me, and that was the
least
formal thing imaginable."
Emma groaned as she sat up, noticing that at least she'd managed to hang onto the sword. "What are you complaining about now?"
Regina took a breath. "You cannot simply
blast
apart a complex spell like that. If you don't withdraw the energy carefully, it, well...."
"Blasts apart. I get it." Emma sighed as she staggered to her feet. She wobbled on her feet for a moment, and studied Regina's scowl. "I'm guessing this is going to mean more lessons?"
"In the (continued...)
( continues...) interest of not being
thrown
around like dice in a cup." Regina paused. "It's not like there'll be much else to do on board ship."
"Great." Emma sighed as she sheathed the sword again. "Speaking of which, let's see if-" She broke off. "Hey, do you hear-?"
"Yes." Another flicker of dark magic, and Regina looked composed and clean again. Emma cocked her head, trying to pinpoint the noise.
Sounds like one guy, walking cautiously
, she thought. The footsteps came closer and closer, until a man rounded a thicket and came to a stop at the sight of them.
Emma eyed him carefully. He was somewhere in late middle-age, wearing a rough tunic and trousers she thought were peasant-wear. He had a badge of some kind on one shoulder, and carried a staff, and his body-language somehow made her think of a small-town cop caught off guard.
Look who's talking,
Sheriff. Emma snorted slightly as Regina stepped forward and gave him a wintery smile.
"Hello, Serjant. Isn't it a lovely day?" The man blinked at her, starting to say something that got lost as she rolled on. "My friend and I are looking to hire passage over the sea, do you know someplace nearby we should visit?"
The man stared a moment, glancing back and forth between them. He started to speak again, then paused and visibly decided it wasn't worth the trouble questioning them. "The Mended Anchor, back in town." He pointed behind him. "Lots of sailors get a drink or a room. If there's anyone who's going where you want to go, you can find'em or word of them there. Just follow the smell of the wharves, you can't miss it."
"Thank you so much." And Regina strode past him like she was marching into a conquered castle. He eyed her as she passed, then glanced at Emma, who gave him a cheery smile and a "Thanks!" as she strolled after Regina.
They walked in silence for a minute, Regina striding with her chin lifted, Emma walking easily behind her, listening to see if the...Serjant?...was following them, and determinedly not looking back. She glanced at Regina and murmured, "So it just occurs to me, you didn't mention anything before we left about getting clothes that are more, ah, Enchanted-Forest-y?"
"Blending in isn't going to be a priority." She looked thoughtful. "In fact, it may be easier to gain access to the Queen if we seem somewhat exotic."
"Huh." Emma glanced down at her jeans and jacket, then behind them briefly. "Well, that guy's face sure said we look exotic. He was...?"
"Village militia. Probably sent to investigate the noise, and hoping it wasn't trolls or worse."
"And finding us, instead. Poor guy."
A few minutes walk took them out of the forest and within sight of the sea. The town sat on its edge, a scattering of ramshackle buildings, with the masts of a few ships visible over the rooftops. The central road went from bare dirt to cobbles as it passed a guard's hut, and the militiaman sitting outside it peered at the two of them as they passed. Emma gave him a smile too, and strolled after Regina.
"So what are the chances we find a ride straight off?"
"Hard to say." Regina pursed her lips as the road began sloping down towards the docks. "Arendelle was never a major trading partner for the Forest, and without royal authority and money to push for new routes...."
"It's a crapshoot." Emma sighed. Regina paused and peered upwards.
"Does that look like an anchor to you?" Emma followed her gaze and squinted.
"Uh...maybe?" It was hard to tell what the sign was supposed to show, between the artist's dubious skill and the cheap paint that was already peeling. "With...bandages around it, I guess? Anyway," She took a deep sniff. "Smells like sailor's rum, and lots of it."
"Good enough." Regina pushed through the swinging door beside them, with Emma close behind. It was definitely a tavern, with a few men scattered drinking at tables. Regina ignored them, and swept over to the bar. The man behind it was eyeing them cautiously. He was broad-shouldered, but with a noticeable (continued...)