You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Spidra Webster - Mar 12, 2006 6:17:39 am PST #8099 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

No, I think it's pretty much like that. Has been for my brother, at least.


Spidra Webster - Mar 12, 2006 6:18:31 am PST #8100 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

..who appeared in both the Firefly pilot and the BDM, to bring it on-topic and sluuuuut at the same time.


DCJensen - Mar 12, 2006 6:23:06 am PST #8101 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

If I would have been of a little smaller size and had a bit more self confidence, I would have at least tried a career at acting.

I loved being on stage in college, big parts, small parts, even technical work. There's a very strong draw for me to the world of make believe.

Why I'm a computer tech now is baffling to me.


Spidra Webster - Mar 12, 2006 6:25:12 am PST #8102 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Why "a little smaller size"?

If I'd had more self-confidence and ability to break with my parents' wishes, I'd definitely be doing more creative work right now. So instead of being poor and fulfilled, I'm poor and unfulfilled.


DCJensen - Mar 12, 2006 6:30:45 am PST #8103 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Because the guy who plays Hurley on Lost is an exception.

So was John Candy, and John Belushi to a smaller extent. And they had excessive talent on their side.

The volume of work for actors of volume is not as great. And? many of the roles for very fat guys are as very fat jokes. If I had refused to take fat joke characters, my pay would have been very infrequent indeed.

Plus? Hometown and college acting does not a real actor make. The horrible little devil on my shoulder kept saying "Who are you kidding"


Spidra Webster - Mar 12, 2006 6:33:08 am PST #8104 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Ah. OTOH, if you can get into the character actor niche, you could have some fairly dependable income. Lead actors get popular and then most fall back down again, but a good character actor can have an IMDB record a mile long.


Kevin - Mar 12, 2006 6:47:49 am PST #8105 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Yeah. I know John Hurt through family, and he's been in like - everything.

Alan Tudyk has a similar plan.

There's a nice break down of the budget of The Village here [link] You can see the difference in pay between the "named" actors.


Spidra Webster - Mar 12, 2006 7:01:14 am PST #8106 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Interesting.


Kevin - Mar 12, 2006 7:05:44 am PST #8107 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

The highest paid person on that shoot was actually the writer/director, looking at it.


Kathy A - Mar 12, 2006 11:12:10 am PST #8108 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Having only heard of actors' salaries when they're in the $5 million or over range, I was really shocked when I heard what Elijah Wood got for LotR (all three films)--$1 million total. The cast did get bonuses for each film after they did well, but still, that's practically nothing for the lead role in a megablockbuster.