I'm with Una. This conversation sounds entertaining. Of course, it might not be quite as entertaining if I were reading it directly, but it might.

Bummer about the gekko. I, too, thought it was our Badger. Oh, well.

Do tell.

The poor guy thinks he can win me over with fancy salesman speak. he doesn't know that I work with salespeople and pretty much eat them for lunch.

My concern moved quickly into humor and is now close to be replaced with pity.

He still isn't answering any of the questions I posed and I am still not sure he knows the difference between 20th and Fox Net.

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Wow seems I'm behind in my Browncoat news. Why do people have to do this? I'm just a big a fan as the next guy but whatever happened to good old fashioned fanfic? If you want to keep the universe alive put into it. Write stories, draw comics, make fanfilms and share them with other fans. "If you can't do something smart, do something right." (well in this case that might ought to be in the reverse)

Here's the nutshell of the wankiness of which we speak:

There's this dude who claims to be trying to secure the rights to Firefly.

His previous business venture is a Costa Rican "dating" site filled with pics of bikini clad tarts who know how to appreciate men.

The dude called Chris Buchanan and tried to hire him away from Zoic, but Chris turned him down.

He's waiting to hear back from Joss' agent about whether Joss will be available to write and direct the Season Two Firefly pilot.

Also, according to his plan, Tim will be available in May, so he can hire Tim to work on the show as well.

Hm. I think that's it.

I think some dude has forgotten to take his medication.

I really hope fans are not sending this guy actual money. Cause that would suck.

No money.

He's just crazy.

I think he's using the Costa Rican matchmaking service to finance Season Two. I suspect we'll see some serious product placement. I wonder if they can WB Dude to do one of those spots at the end of each episode:

The whores featured in tonight's episode of Firefly...

I want to write fic about the dude giving Tim notes.

Okay, I was refraining, but my feet hurt and all my reserves are currently tied up in self-pity. Where is this wanky conversation?

There's this dude who claims to be trying to secure the rights to Firefly.

Hee.

Hee.

I can see that I'm going to be chuckling about this all afternoon. More power to him, and all that, but.... hee, hee.

eta: Thanks for sharing!