ita, you should have a wedding even if you have to hire a groom stand in, just for the pictures.
And, you know, it seems totally easy for her to get someone with an iMDB entry already.
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Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
Kat - Oct 21, 2005 8:38:56 pm PDT #7024 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
msbelle - Oct 21, 2005 8:46:36 pm PDT #7025 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
shrift, I feel so close to you right now.
Burrell - Oct 21, 2005 8:47:49 pm PDT #7026 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
whyfor brain explodey?
Allyson - Oct 21, 2005 8:47:56 pm PDT #7027 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that last post, ita. The oxygen is so thin up here with your standards.
msbelle - Oct 21, 2005 8:48:49 pm PDT #7028 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
how about an ex krav instructor?
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 8:50:03 pm PDT #7029 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::picks up pieces::
The list of single male krav instructors is a finite one, and easily analysed. For the good of all concerned, I'm probably better off hiring out.
Consuela - Oct 21, 2005 8:51:12 pm PDT #7030 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Shrift, you totally have to post pictures. Cause I'm not sure I've ever seen you in anything that wasn't (a) jeans or (b) leather pants.
msbelle - Oct 21, 2005 8:51:45 pm PDT #7031 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
maybe an instructor for another martial art. or a boxer. just not someone at the center.
Burrell - Oct 21, 2005 8:53:58 pm PDT #7032 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh c'mon ita, it's not like a krav instructor is entirely outside the realm of possibility.
Allyson - Oct 21, 2005 8:56:27 pm PDT #7033 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
They could honeymoon in Israel, the motherland.
I want to plan the wedding.
The cake will be the most delicate of lemoncakes, with buttercream icing, and two small action figures kicking the shit out of each other on top.
All the bridesmaids will wear silvery gowns tailored to their figures, and each lovely lady will have a black eye.
The couple will say their vows, never a stutter, they will kiss deeply, and on the way out of the church, instead of throwing rice, we'll all throw punches.
Prince will of course play selections from his entire catalogue, and then the couple will drive off in style, after we've devilishly adorned the car with ice packs labeled, "JUST MARRIED."