how about an ex krav instructor?
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'Serenity'
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msbelle - Oct 21, 2005 8:48:49 pm PDT #7028 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 8:50:03 pm PDT #7029 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::picks up pieces::
The list of single male krav instructors is a finite one, and easily analysed. For the good of all concerned, I'm probably better off hiring out.
Consuela - Oct 21, 2005 8:51:12 pm PDT #7030 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Shrift, you totally have to post pictures. Cause I'm not sure I've ever seen you in anything that wasn't (a) jeans or (b) leather pants.
msbelle - Oct 21, 2005 8:51:45 pm PDT #7031 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
maybe an instructor for another martial art. or a boxer. just not someone at the center.
Burrell - Oct 21, 2005 8:53:58 pm PDT #7032 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh c'mon ita, it's not like a krav instructor is entirely outside the realm of possibility.
Allyson - Oct 21, 2005 8:56:27 pm PDT #7033 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
They could honeymoon in Israel, the motherland.
I want to plan the wedding.
The cake will be the most delicate of lemoncakes, with buttercream icing, and two small action figures kicking the shit out of each other on top.
All the bridesmaids will wear silvery gowns tailored to their figures, and each lovely lady will have a black eye.
The couple will say their vows, never a stutter, they will kiss deeply, and on the way out of the church, instead of throwing rice, we'll all throw punches.
Prince will of course play selections from his entire catalogue, and then the couple will drive off in style, after we've devilishly adorned the car with ice packs labeled, "JUST MARRIED."
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 8:56:39 pm PDT #7034 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it's not like a krav instructor is entirely outside the realm of possibility.
The ones that are on the market now are, as far as I can tell. That's not hard to tell.
eta: BEST WEDDING EVER -- I want one of those
Allyson - Oct 21, 2005 9:00:40 pm PDT #7035 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Then that will be my gift to you. Sushi, followed by curried goat for the dinner?
I'll stop at Burger King on the way.
Lee - Oct 21, 2005 9:01:52 pm PDT #7036 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Just make sure some of the sushi is still alive.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2005 9:03:21 pm PDT #7037 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
One of the instructors was talking fondly about The Hump -- maybe I should marry him. Another said he had been a sushi chef -- I could marry him, maybe.