Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2005 1:29:55 pm PST #620 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

As long as no one hooks up they'll all be happy and surviving.

Whew! So as long as Kaylee keeps chasing Simon, she's safe.


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 7:09:19 am PST #621 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Simon/Kaylee is doomed.

RepublicanMouthpiece/Kaylee is doomed.

Wash/Kaylee ... Wash is doomed.

Mal/Kaylee ... OK, I'd buy a ticket.

Book/Kaylee ... Ew! (Which means this is the hardiest hookup, for those having the writing chops.)

River or Zoe/Kaylee .. sure, I'd buy a ticket, but I'd feel bad about it. A little.

Badger/Kaylee? Here's my bank account, take what you will.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2005 7:29:40 am PST #622 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Badger/Kaylee? Here's my bank account, take what you will.

That would only work for me if their relationship was a little... kinky.


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 7:34:38 am PST #623 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

She wears the hat.

Fork over the bank account, dude.


thegrommit - Feb 08, 2005 7:56:40 am PST #624 of 10001
Um.

She wears the hat.

Been listening to Joe Cocker recently?


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:00:17 am PST #625 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Joe Cocker and recently.

Un-mixy things.

I should, though. Cocker had that raw thing going on.


DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:06:38 am PST #626 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Actually a Randy Newman song.


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:09:34 am PST #627 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

t wanders around trying to connect Randy Newman, Joe Cocker and Firefly.

t There is a hat in here. I'm sure of it.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 9:31:33 am PST #628 of 10001
What is even happening?

RepublicanMouthpiece/Kaylee is doomed.
Wash/Kaylee ... Wash is doomed.

I think just the opposite on these two. Kaylee'd set Jayne in his place. Wash is man enough for Zoe. 'Nuff said.


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 9:40:10 am PST #629 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Oh, no you don't.

'Nuff will be said when we all agree that Zoe would kick Wash's ass up level with his ears if he strayed.

On the Jayne/Kaylee thing ... I was saying no relationship would work there, not that Kaylee would be doomed. Jayne would be in Jayne Heaven, while Kaylee rolled her eyes. Toward Book, that is, 'cuz the writers need help to make that happen.