Simon/Kaylee is doomed.
RepublicanMouthpiece/Kaylee is doomed.
Wash/Kaylee ... Wash is doomed.
Mal/Kaylee ... OK, I'd buy a ticket.
Book/Kaylee ... Ew! (Which means this is the hardiest hookup, for those having the writing chops.)
River or Zoe/Kaylee .. sure, I'd buy a ticket, but I'd feel bad about it. A little.
Badger/Kaylee? Here's my bank account, take what you will.
Badger/Kaylee? Here's my bank account, take what you will.
That would only work for me if their relationship was a little... kinky.
She wears the hat.
Fork over the bank account, dude.
She wears the hat.
Been listening to Joe Cocker recently?
Joe Cocker and
recently.
Un-mixy things.
I should, though. Cocker had that
raw
thing going on.
Actually a Randy Newman song.
t wanders around trying to connect Randy Newman, Joe Cocker and Firefly.
t There is a hat in here. I'm sure of it.
RepublicanMouthpiece/Kaylee is doomed.
Wash/Kaylee ... Wash is doomed.
I think just the opposite on these two. Kaylee'd set Jayne in his place. Wash is man enough for Zoe. 'Nuff said.
Oh, no you don't.
'Nuff will be said when we all agree that Zoe would kick Wash's ass up level with his ears if he strayed.
On the Jayne/Kaylee thing ... I was saying no relationship would work there, not that Kaylee would be doomed. Jayne would be in Jayne Heaven, while Kaylee rolled her eyes. Toward Book, that is, 'cuz the writers need help to make that happen.
*sticks by Badger/Mal/very fine hat OT3*