Oh, no you don't.
'Nuff will be said when we all agree that Zoe would kick Wash's ass up level with his ears if he strayed.
On the Jayne/Kaylee thing ... I was saying no relationship would work there, not that Kaylee would be doomed. Jayne would be in Jayne Heaven, while Kaylee rolled her eyes. Toward Book, that is, 'cuz the writers need help to make that happen.
*sticks by Badger/Mal/very fine hat OT3*
What are you trying to tell me about AB that I don't want to hear, Gus?
Badger/Mal.
Badger/River, maybe. They could take turns not knowing who was wearing the hat, or if there was a hat at all, or if, ulitimately, a hat was the reason we are all here.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Argh a Reaver! Reaver! A Reaver!
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger . . .
Brenda, I'm having a moment where AB is coming out "Amber Benson" and I know that is not where you are going.
There aren't Adam Baldwins cluttering up your mind, are there? Because a Republican Mouthpiece deserves no such a lovely place.
Yeah. There should also be no Mal/Kaylee because they have a nice brotherly/sisterly dynamic going on. And not the Simon/River brother/sister dynamic.
I could see Mal/Kaylee in a sort of comfort sex situation. But not anything long term.
Liese, that is just too kinky for a famliy-friendly board.
Wait! Buffistas.
Go for it.