Warning: Fairly big-ass spoiler in the very last paragraph of the Wired review.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
JZ - Sep 30, 2005 6:00:08 am PDT #5252 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:08:05 am PDT #5253 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sorry. I thought we weren't warning about spoilers anymore.
JZ - Sep 30, 2005 6:20:52 am PDT #5254 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, shit, I forgot. It opens TODAY! For reals! All blackfont, all the time! I'm clearly having trouble believing it.
But, anyhow, warning for anyone who's seeing it this afternoon or tonight and is unspoiled thus far and wants to remain so for the next few hours.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:21:51 am PDT #5255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
But, anyhow, warning for anyone who's seeing it this afternoon or tonight and is unspoiled thus far and wants to remain so for the next few hours.
Yeah, good point. Might as well not spoil people until we have to.
eta: Or, NSM spoil people, but fill this thread with spoilers.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2005 6:22:54 am PDT #5256 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yeah, good point. Might as well not spoil people until we have to.
Aw, but it's FUN!
t /kidding
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:24:39 am PDT #5257 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
After ita put her Big Red Spoiler Warning up, I was tempted to post the biggest Serenity spoilers here, in equally big and red text.
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 6:29:48 am PDT #5258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you want to stay unspoiled, leave. I'm tempted to get the big spoiler(s) out there too, but maybe later.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:30:57 am PDT #5259 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?
Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2005 6:31:03 am PDT #5260 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm tempted to get the big spoiler(s) out there too, but maybe later.
So it's OK to talk about how Zoe gives birth to a capybara now?
amych - Sep 30, 2005 6:32:06 am PDT #5261 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?
me, but then again I'm spoiled silly and willing to be spoiled-er between now and 4:45