Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains  

Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.


JZ - Sep 30, 2005 6:20:52 am PDT #5254 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, shit, I forgot. It opens TODAY! For reals! All blackfont, all the time! I'm clearly having trouble believing it.

But, anyhow, warning for anyone who's seeing it this afternoon or tonight and is unspoiled thus far and wants to remain so for the next few hours.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:21:51 am PDT #5255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But, anyhow, warning for anyone who's seeing it this afternoon or tonight and is unspoiled thus far and wants to remain so for the next few hours.

Yeah, good point. Might as well not spoil people until we have to.

eta: Or, NSM spoil people, but fill this thread with spoilers.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2005 6:22:54 am PDT #5256 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yeah, good point. Might as well not spoil people until we have to.

Aw, but it's FUN!

t /kidding


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:24:39 am PDT #5257 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

After ita put her Big Red Spoiler Warning up, I was tempted to post the biggest Serenity spoilers here, in equally big and red text.


§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 6:29:48 am PDT #5258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you want to stay unspoiled, leave. I'm tempted to get the big spoiler(s) out there too, but maybe later.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:30:57 am PDT #5259 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?


Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2005 6:31:03 am PDT #5260 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm tempted to get the big spoiler(s) out there too, but maybe later.

So it's OK to talk about how Zoe gives birth to a capybara now?


amych - Sep 30, 2005 6:32:06 am PDT #5261 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?

me, but then again I'm spoiled silly and willing to be spoiled-er between now and 4:45


Zenkitty - Sep 30, 2005 6:43:55 am PDT #5262 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

At 10:30 pm, I learned there was a midnight showing at a nearby theater. So yay, I got to see it 14 hours sooner than I thought!

I'm still exhausted from the adrenaline rush. God, that was good. That was like having two hours of really great sex.

It isn't perfect, but to be perfect, it would have had to be four or five hours long.


Lee - Sep 30, 2005 6:50:04 am PDT #5263 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yeah, is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?

I'm going to Serenity tonight with Nicole, Sailaweigh, and Beverly. None of them have seen it, and only Nicole is a little bit spoiled. My head may explode if we keep talking about the movie .

(Maidengurl is going to, but I don't know if she has seen it or not.)