After ita put her Big Red Spoiler Warning up, I was tempted to post the biggest Serenity spoilers here, in equally big and red text.
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.
'Life of the Party'
Firefly 4: Also, we can kill you with our brains
Discussion of the Mutant Enemy series, Firefly, the ensuing movie Serenity, and other projects in that universe. Like the other show threads, anything broadcast in the US is fine; spoilers are verboten and will be deleted if found.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:24:39 am PDT #5257 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 6:29:48 am PDT #5258 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you want to stay unspoiled, leave. I'm tempted to get the big spoiler(s) out there too, but maybe later.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:30:57 am PDT #5259 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?
Frankenbuddha - Sep 30, 2005 6:31:03 am PDT #5260 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm tempted to get the big spoiler(s) out there too, but maybe later.
So it's OK to talk about how Zoe gives birth to a capybara now?
amych - Sep 30, 2005 6:32:06 am PDT #5261 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?
me, but then again I'm spoiled silly and willing to be spoiled-er between now and 4:45
Zenkitty - Sep 30, 2005 6:43:55 am PDT #5262 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
At 10:30 pm, I learned there was a midnight showing at a nearby theater. So yay, I got to see it 14 hours sooner than I thought!
I'm still exhausted from the adrenaline rush. God, that was good. That was like having two hours of really great sex.
It isn't perfect, but to be perfect, it would have had to be four or five hours long.
Lee - Sep 30, 2005 6:50:04 am PDT #5263 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yeah, is there anyone still here who hasn't seen Serenity yet?
I'm going to Serenity tonight with Nicole, Sailaweigh, and Beverly. None of them have seen it, and only Nicole is a little bit spoiled. My head may explode if we keep talking about the movie .
(Maidengurl is going to, but I don't know if she has seen it or not.)
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2005 6:52:22 am PDT #5264 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But they're not here, are they? About to be spoiled by reading that Zoe wears the best dress ever?
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2005 6:52:46 am PDT #5265 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, you know the idea that the "can't stop the signal" is a big Fuck You to Fox? (I think it's true for the marketing, but dunno if I think it's true for the movie.) Well, the guy who helps them get the signal out is Mr. Universe. And the movie was produced by Universal.
Coincidence? I think probably.
Gandalfe - Sep 30, 2005 6:56:54 am PDT #5266 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
I've gotten tickets for the 7:45 showing. Taking my whole immediate family (Myself, my wife, our adult child, our surly teenage child, and the 10 year old) and 2 people who I have toastered. And am talking the hell out of it at work, which is one of the highest concentrations of geeks in the Salt Lake Valley.