Why didn't I have more sex?
This is an important question, which we should all meditate on.
And then celebrate the Year of the Cock. Or if you're cock-averse, you can substitute as necessary.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Feb 09, 2005 8:31:39 am PST #9952 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Feb 09, 2005 8:32:28 am PST #9953 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think 3-5 is a perfectly good sample size for such things.
Nuh-uh! Humans are far more variable than that.
ChiKat - Feb 09, 2005 8:34:39 am PST #9954 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
sumi, much healing vibes to your friend's mother.
I am such a twelve year old. I keep giggling any time someone mentions the Year of the Cock.
hee hee hee hee
P.M. Marc - Feb 09, 2005 8:35:01 am PST #9955 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Nuh-uh! Humans are far more variable than that.
You don't need all the variables to get the lay of the land of lay. (And really, that's 3-5 per gender, so no more than 10 total partners needed for research purposes.)
Gudanov - Feb 09, 2005 8:36:07 am PST #9956 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I was born in the Year of the Cock.
Steph L. - Feb 09, 2005 8:36:16 am PST #9957 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I think it was when I heard their story, that I begged God never to call me to the mission field.
My BF in the FAC told me we could never get married if God wasn't calling me to be a missionary in Russia. Not *just* a missionary, mind you; a missionary in Russia. Pretty damn specific, if you ask me.
Connie Neil - Feb 09, 2005 8:36:18 am PST #9958 of 10002
brillig
sumi, I well know the joy of the waiting room. Many vibes to those that wait.
Gudanov - Feb 09, 2005 8:37:26 am PST #9959 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
My BF in the FAC told me we could never get married if God wasn't calling me to be a missionary in Russia.
WTF?
lisah - Feb 09, 2005 8:38:20 am PST #9960 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
I was born in the Year of the Cock.
You're supposed to wear red all year then. For good luck. supposedly. I did it all this past year (because it was year of the Monkey and I'm a monkey). My luck...well...the year had its ups and downs. Some very good/some very bad. And maybe I wasn't doing it right. Mostly I wore red nail polish.
tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 8:39:34 am PST #9961 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came
In the year of the cock
Hmm. Substituting "cock" for "cat" in the entire song sorta works.... [link]