Right. Sir. Honey.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


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tommyrot - Feb 09, 2005 8:11:01 am PST #9932 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. That's a... strange world.


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2005 8:14:17 am PST #9933 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And then the really sad thing was how completely black-and-white they were about Teh Sex. The girls were very very good at convincing anyone who had had sex in the past that it could not possibly have been anything but damaging and destructive, since it wasn't in a Christian marriage.

And, you know, people do get into damaging situations all the time, but not all non-Christian-marriage-related sex is damaging. PLUS, people who are married do pretty damaging stuff to each other also.

CRAXY.

When I was 19 I thought this was the most romantic thing EVER. Long courtship, restrained passion, followed by tragically brief True Love cut short by martyrdom, leaving the noble widow with her baby daughter. All of us girls wanted a Jim Elliott of our very own, preferably without the early death, but even that had a certain romance....

Heh. Us, too. Anything less was Selfish And Ungodly And Unbefitting A Christian Woman And What Will You Say When You Stand Before The LORD On Judgement Day?


erikaj - Feb 09, 2005 8:17:45 am PST #9934 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

When I was ten, I would have been very impressed by that. But then, I was thirteen and watched Bruce Springsteen videos. Oops. Maybe that is what I'll say to God. "Oops!" (Although, honestly, my God is probably more disturbed by the numbers of times I wish harm on others.)


Sean K - Feb 09, 2005 8:18:32 am PST #9935 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The girls were very very good at convincing anyone who had had sex in the past that it could not possibly have been anything but damaging and destructive, since it wasn't in a Christian marriage.

Actually (and they've done some studies relating to this), telling people over and over again that things they have done were damaging and destructive is damaging and destructive.

CRAXY.

Love this spelling.


P.M. Marc - Feb 09, 2005 8:19:27 am PST #9936 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And, you know, people do get into damaging situations all the time, but not all non-Christian-marriage-related sex is damaging.

Also, to be frank and blunt and honest and shit, I've found that experience with more than one partner really improves the quality of the action. (It's kind of like horseback riding in that respect, though I think explaining that would involve a lot of hand gestures and meditations on different strides and finding the right balance.)


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2005 8:21:31 am PST #9937 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Also, to be frank and blunt and honest and shit, I've found that experience with more than one partner really improves the quality of the action.

I think this ties back in to today being Chinese New Year, to start the year of the cock.


P.M. Marc - Feb 09, 2005 8:23:57 am PST #9938 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I think this ties back in to today being Chinese New Year, to start the year of the cock.

That may explain the REALLY FREAKING VIVID Clex dreams I was having last night. I think my brain made up a whole virtual season of Smallville that was actually gay porn. I mean, more so than usual.


Sean K - Feb 09, 2005 8:24:24 am PST #9939 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

(It's kind of like horseback riding in that respect, though I think explaining that would involve a lot of hand gestures and meditations on different strides and finding the right balance.)

I will pay CASH MONEY to see this.

t starts waiving around a fifty


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2005 8:24:47 am PST #9940 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The year of the cock, Plei, not the year of the 15-foot alien cock tree.


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2005 8:25:50 am PST #9941 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

t starts waiving around a fifty

Save the $50 and come to the F2F, man!