'Objects In Space'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
{{{Deena}}} I know we're going to marvel at the outgoing, inquisitive, beautiful woman Kara's going to grow into. She'll have you to thank for not strangling her it. I hope tomorrow is better and the DVR recovers.
Also, thank you for the warning. I've ordered one of these. I'm not taking any chances.
We've had our dinner and I think another soak is in order for baboon ass boy (diaper rash issues).
Also, I know doctors can project out fairly accurately by measuring the thigh bone and other factors.
I ended up 2-4 inches shorter than any of the predictions. (My doctors were worried about my height when I was a kid, so they did a bunch of those tests, which all put my adult height at somewhere between 5' and 5'2".)
baboon ass boy
For a second there, I thought you mean Christopher....
For a second there, I thought you mean Christopher...
You're lucky he's out of town and wasn't here to see me spit diet coke all over the computer.
{{{Deena}}}
May Tucker find his way to warm fields full of good hunting.
I'm going through today's Snail mail.
One letter is basically hardcopy SPAM.
Front of the envelope, in drop caps 1/4 inch high:
Two Homes Are About To Be Blessed...
Next to the address:
Yours First!
Back of the envelope, filling entire backside in a handwriting font, again 1/4 inch high (USPS must LOVE this):
DEAR JESUS,
WE PRAY THAT YOU WILL BLESS SOMEONE IN THIS HOME SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY & FINANCIALLY. AND PLEASE DEAR LORD, BLESS THE ONE WHOSE HANDS OPEN THIS LETTER. MAKE GOOD CHANGES IN THIS ONE'S LIFE AND GIVE THEM THE DESIRES OF THEIR HEART. WE PRAY OVER AND BLESS THIS LETTER IN YOUR HOLY NAME. AMEN
To accent their point, the underlines are in red...
Daniel, I got that exact same thing last week. Did you open it? (I did. Extreme weirdness.)
Now I want that spam.
Also, Daniel, I was thinking of you while watching Venture Bros., and fell madly in love with Dr. Venture's line:
"I want a second opinion. Oh, wait... I'm a doctor! You suck, and I'm leaving."
Yes I opened it. And yes, extreme weirdness. "Look into Jesus' eyes you will see they are closed"
Um...
It was almost enough to make me change my tag line, but there's a Futurama line I'm going to change over to right now.