For a second there, I thought you mean Christopher...
You're lucky he's out of town and wasn't here to see me spit diet coke all over the computer.
Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cashmere - Feb 08, 2005 1:53:37 pm PST #9808 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Sean K - Feb 08, 2005 2:18:42 pm PST #9809 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
{{{Deena}}}
May Tucker find his way to warm fields full of good hunting.
DCJensen - Feb 08, 2005 2:42:04 pm PST #9810 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
I'm going through today's Snail mail.
One letter is basically hardcopy SPAM.
Front of the envelope, in drop caps 1/4 inch high:
Two Homes Are About To Be Blessed...
Next to the address:
Yours First!
Back of the envelope, filling entire backside in a handwriting font, again 1/4 inch high (USPS must LOVE this):
DEAR JESUS,
WE PRAY THAT YOU WILL BLESS SOMEONE IN THIS HOME SPIRITUALLY, PHYSICALLY & FINANCIALLY. AND PLEASE DEAR LORD, BLESS THE ONE WHOSE HANDS OPEN THIS LETTER. MAKE GOOD CHANGES IN THIS ONE'S LIFE AND GIVE THEM THE DESIRES OF THEIR HEART. WE PRAY OVER AND BLESS THIS LETTER IN YOUR HOLY NAME. AMEN
To accent their point, the underlines are in red...
Hil R. - Feb 08, 2005 2:43:19 pm PST #9811 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Daniel, I got that exact same thing last week. Did you open it? (I did. Extreme weirdness.)
Sean K - Feb 08, 2005 2:46:00 pm PST #9812 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Now I want that spam.
Also, Daniel, I was thinking of you while watching Venture Bros., and fell madly in love with Dr. Venture's line:
"I want a second opinion. Oh, wait... I'm a doctor! You suck, and I'm leaving."
DCJensen - Feb 08, 2005 2:46:25 pm PST #9813 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
Yes I opened it. And yes, extreme weirdness. "Look into Jesus' eyes you will see they are closed"
Um...
Sean K - Feb 08, 2005 2:46:31 pm PST #9814 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It was almost enough to make me change my tag line, but there's a Futurama line I'm going to change over to right now.
Connie Neil - Feb 08, 2005 2:49:32 pm PST #9815 of 10002
brillig
Two Homes Are About To Be Blessed...
I got that too! It contains a paper prayer rug that you're supposed to leave by your bed--but you must send it back the very first thing the next day so they can send it to the next lucky recipient.
It's a badly Xeroxed Persian-rug type border around a fuzzy picture of Christ with the crown of thorns. His eyes are closed, but (vague quote) if you gaze on his holy face with your request in mind, slowly his eyes will open and you will feel his love and compassion.
IE, stare long enough and optical illusions will take hold.
Hubby said he was going to send it back. I protested, then remembered that the reason I took over the bills was because he never sent them in. It's still somewhere. I have reservations about participating in magical rituals that arrive by mail.
Connie Neil - Feb 08, 2005 2:50:55 pm PST #9816 of 10002
brillig
I wonder what I have in common with Hil and Daniel other than Buffistas. t peers around suspiciously
Susan W. - Feb 08, 2005 2:52:24 pm PST #9817 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I got that snail-spam today too! It's already in the recycle bin for tomorrow's collection.
Seriously weird.