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§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 9:24:28 am PST #9187 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is the kind of schadenfraude that will bite your ass in a few years.

Not if I go out and get mono now, it won't.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2005 9:24:45 am PST #9188 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I have never gotten mono. I should've kissed more people.

I had it twice. Not fun.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:25 am PST #9189 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had it twice.

My Aha! may be wavering.


Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:49 am PST #9190 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

I have never gotten mono.

Actually, you probably have had mono, only it felt more a like a cold or a mild 'flu, and that built up your immunity enough to spare you a big case. Almost everyone is immune by the time they are 25.

All this I learned when we were trying to figure out who was going to be taking care of my sister's three children, including the little 4 year old who was carrying, but not showing any symptoms herself.


Daisy Jane - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:13 am PST #9191 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I remember there was some twittering about a friend of mine when she got it in middle school. I hadn't really kissed a boy yet and I was all jealous.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:39 am PST #9192 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I had it twice.

My Aha! may be wavering.

I had fun getting it the second time, but still have never figured out how I got it the first time.


-t - Feb 04, 2005 9:33:47 am PST #9193 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I totally understand, Lilty. My siblings are my equal in slackitude as far as careers go, but my younger sister got married and started having kids way young (and stayed married and is a wonderful mom) while I was severely single with no prospects.

If I've been scooping up the good jobs, I certainly haven't been able to keep track of them. Maybe they're behind the couch. If so, I sincerely apologise for my slovenly housekeeping raising unemployment levels.

Though, honestly, I don't think I'm in Lilty's generational cohort. Though I don't know how broad those things are, and I'm not completely sure how old Lilty is. Uncertainty abounds.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 9:34:43 am PST #9194 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not completely sure how old Lilty is

24, I think. Generational cohort? Hmmmm, I say 2 plus/minus. I could be talked into 5.


juliana - Feb 04, 2005 9:35:51 am PST #9195 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

So very late, but work is eating my braaaaaane:

Susan, a yeast infection can occur anywhere skin routinely touches skin & gets moist. It doesn't have to be confined to/start in the goolie area, it can be anywhere. I know this through personal experience. Ah, joy.

However, I've never had mono. You'd think I would have, all things considered, but I seem to have escaped it. Sparky, my sympathies to your sister.


Jessica - Feb 04, 2005 9:36:54 am PST #9196 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Attention: Office Mardi Gras parties at which there is lots of rum do not bode well for the getting of work done after them.