Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:25 am PST #9189 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had it twice.

My Aha! may be wavering.


Sparky1 - Feb 04, 2005 9:26:49 am PST #9190 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

I have never gotten mono.

Actually, you probably have had mono, only it felt more a like a cold or a mild 'flu, and that built up your immunity enough to spare you a big case. Almost everyone is immune by the time they are 25.

All this I learned when we were trying to figure out who was going to be taking care of my sister's three children, including the little 4 year old who was carrying, but not showing any symptoms herself.


Daisy Jane - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:13 am PST #9191 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I remember there was some twittering about a friend of mine when she got it in middle school. I hadn't really kissed a boy yet and I was all jealous.


Steph L. - Feb 04, 2005 9:27:39 am PST #9192 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I had it twice.

My Aha! may be wavering.

I had fun getting it the second time, but still have never figured out how I got it the first time.


-t - Feb 04, 2005 9:33:47 am PST #9193 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I totally understand, Lilty. My siblings are my equal in slackitude as far as careers go, but my younger sister got married and started having kids way young (and stayed married and is a wonderful mom) while I was severely single with no prospects.

If I've been scooping up the good jobs, I certainly haven't been able to keep track of them. Maybe they're behind the couch. If so, I sincerely apologise for my slovenly housekeeping raising unemployment levels.

Though, honestly, I don't think I'm in Lilty's generational cohort. Though I don't know how broad those things are, and I'm not completely sure how old Lilty is. Uncertainty abounds.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 9:34:43 am PST #9194 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not completely sure how old Lilty is

24, I think. Generational cohort? Hmmmm, I say 2 plus/minus. I could be talked into 5.


juliana - Feb 04, 2005 9:35:51 am PST #9195 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

So very late, but work is eating my braaaaaane:

Susan, a yeast infection can occur anywhere skin routinely touches skin & gets moist. It doesn't have to be confined to/start in the goolie area, it can be anywhere. I know this through personal experience. Ah, joy.

However, I've never had mono. You'd think I would have, all things considered, but I seem to have escaped it. Sparky, my sympathies to your sister.


Jessica - Feb 04, 2005 9:36:54 am PST #9196 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Attention: Office Mardi Gras parties at which there is lots of rum do not bode well for the getting of work done after them.


WindSparrow - Feb 04, 2005 9:36:55 am PST #9197 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I'd like to chime in with the fungal crowd. Wooohooo! Go, fungus! Choose fungus! Bear in mind that yeast infections, athlete's foot, dandruff, and ringworm are pretty much kissing cousins. By any chance, do you recall taking one or more courses of antibiotics near the time when it started? Because what you are describing sounds very much like what happens to me when my system gets out of balance due to repeated antibiotic meds combined with eating lots of high-carb foods. At those times what works for me is taking supplements of olive leaf extract and acidophilus plus using tea tree oil externally.

Still, holding off on the tea tree oil until after you see the dermatologist is a very good idea, as it has antibacterial and antiviral as well as antifungal properties. If you use it and the rash gets better, it will do very little for narrowing down the possibilities - except for maybe eliminating eczema, considering how drying tea tree oil is.


Daisy Jane - Feb 04, 2005 9:37:56 am PST #9198 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I feel like the least accomplished. My parents would probably say I'm just behind the youngest sister. Youngest sister has a steady job in the field she likes and is thinking about getting her masters. I have a fairly neat job in a random field and mom keeps pushing me to get a masters or go to law school. Middle sister is doing something she loves and is really good at and getting awards for, but has a PT job to pay rent.