It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jen - Feb 03, 2005 11:25:14 am PST #9021 of 10002
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

JZ's way prettier than that.


erikaj - Feb 03, 2005 11:25:27 am PST #9022 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

How did I know you'd be all over that? Yeah, well, involved's a bit strong. They ...worshipped fun together a few times. Then they went on a very bad date and had sex together after getting so legless that neither one really remembered it. So far.ETA: The resemblance was strong enough after just seeing Jacqueline a few times, mind you, that I was like "Where do I know this chick from?!" Turns out it could've been Star Trek. Sorry, JZ.


lisah - Feb 03, 2005 11:27:53 am PST #9023 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Michelle Forbes and her sassy bob

Man I wish I had the face to pull off that cut. So sexy.


ChiKat - Feb 03, 2005 11:52:17 am PST #9024 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I remember Michelle Forbes from her Guiding Light days. Waaay back in the day when still watched soaps.


vw bug - Feb 03, 2005 1:00:08 pm PST #9025 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

We now apparently have basically no water in the apartment. And our landlord thinks he's going to leave it this way overnight.


Polter-Cow - Feb 03, 2005 1:00:39 pm PST #9026 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Punch him!


vw bug - Feb 03, 2005 1:01:24 pm PST #9027 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Nope...not gonna punch him, but I am gonna be angry and make them call an *actual* plumber to fix it tonight.


Polter-Cow - Feb 03, 2005 1:03:14 pm PST #9028 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aw, I was hoping for punching, and pictures, and police, and potatoes, and princesses, and pajamas, and...


Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2005 1:31:38 pm PST #9029 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

pommes frites


Topic!Cindy - Feb 03, 2005 1:32:07 pm PST #9030 of 10002
What is even happening?

Either that vw, or he has to put you up somewhere with water. A waterless apt. is a Health & Safety issue.