I remember Michelle Forbes from her Guiding Light days. Waaay back in the day when still watched soaps.
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We now apparently have basically no water in the apartment. And our landlord thinks he's going to leave it this way overnight.
Punch him!
Nope...not gonna punch him, but I am gonna be angry and make them call an *actual* plumber to fix it tonight.
Aw, I was hoping for punching, and pictures, and police, and potatoes, and princesses, and pajamas, and...
pommes frites
Either that vw, or he has to put you up somewhere with water. A waterless apt. is a Health & Safety issue.
A waterless apt. is a Health & Safety issue
It's got to violate some kind of code. And violation cost lots of money, more money than calling in a plumber.
Yeah, but I'm not sure I can get an inspector in here tonight anyway. And you have to get an inspector to find that out and be able to call a plumber, etc.
I wish I was better at this.
I wish they would call back.
Ok. I feel kind of badly about bitching about the landlord. There was a water main break in Kendall Square, and it's impacting most of the city's water pressure. It just seemed to coincidental that he was working on the *water* when we all of a sudden had *no more water*
But it's not his fault. And the best part of that? It means HE DOESN'T HAVE TO FIX IT, which means it may get fixed right!