Tyco Brahe could get away with it. As it is, MJ should just head to the nearest leper colony. He's stand out a little less.
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Cashmere - Jan 31, 2005 9:22:54 am PST #8287 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Betsy HP - Jan 31, 2005 9:24:44 am PST #8288 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
the nearest leper colony.
We need moral leper colonies.
DavidS - Jan 31, 2005 9:25:32 am PST #8289 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Tyco Brahe could get away with it. As it is, MJ should just head to the nearest leper colony. He's stand out a little less.
I feel obliged to note that we're damn lucky to have such a total freakass celebrity as Michael Jackson who is still in the prime of his freakitude. He makes late Elvis and Howard Hughes look stable and sane. I mean, all they did (respectively) was get fat and let their hair and nails grow. MJ's setting a new standard for rich freakery, a mark untouched since the most decadent parts of the Roman empire.
JohnSweden - Jan 31, 2005 9:27:41 am PST #8290 of 10002
I can't even.
The Michael Jackson photo on the cover page of cnn.com is just weird. You can tell that the entire tip of his nose is prosthetic.
Also, is that a chin dimple? Since when did he become one of the Douglases?
Cashmere - Jan 31, 2005 9:29:23 am PST #8291 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
That's a good point, Hec. Our freak-ass glass is half-full rather than half-empty.
Also, is that a chin dimple? Since when did he become one of the Douglases?
I mistook it for a deep puncture wound.
Betsy HP - Jan 31, 2005 9:30:58 am PST #8292 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I find it hard to rejoice in the freakassitude now that there's a prosecution for child sexual abuse.
Before that, it was all harmless self-mutilation fun.
Cashmere - Jan 31, 2005 9:32:10 am PST #8293 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I find it hard to rejoice in the freakassitude now that there's a prosecution for child sexual abuse.
And yet--fans. Outside the court. Waving at him. They should be waving torches and pitchforks.
DavidS - Jan 31, 2005 9:33:11 am PST #8294 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I find it hard to rejoice in the freakassitude now that there's a prosecution for child sexual abuse.
Plus the hiring of a brood mare to sprog, and the dangling from balconies. On that plane, I have concerns. However, on the plane of Freakass Celebrities, he is an unparalleled spectacle.
Betsy HP - Jan 31, 2005 9:33:39 am PST #8295 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
However, on the plane of Freakass Celebrities, he is an unparalleled spectacle.
True dat.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 31, 2005 9:41:38 am PST #8296 of 10002
What is even happening?
I wonder what broke him, what happened in his family, when combined with extreme fame and talent, and earning enough money that nobody who should have told him he was sick did tell him...well, it's just so sick and sad.