Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 3:02:12 pm PST #7529 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does it have a Robin?

If I ever bump into a Robin, he's all yours. Just be sure to send me film clips of any and all Bloom/Farrell nekkid scenes as a token gesture.


Laura - Jan 26, 2005 3:02:14 pm PST #7530 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

However, I also don't think I'm terribly photogenic

I don't actually agree, but I do have to say that the animated version is a wonder to behold. I actually believe this of myself as well. I can deal with video, but the 2D I dislike.


Strix - Jan 26, 2005 3:04:06 pm PST #7531 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I also don't photograph well. I think my personality is a huge sleight of hand for the package.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2005 3:05:20 pm PST #7532 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

If I ever bump into a Robin, he's all yours. Just be sure to send me film clips of any and all Bloom/Farrell nekkid scenes as a token gesture.

It's a deal.


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 3:05:38 pm PST #7533 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who here knows which side is their good side? I was a bit contemptuous of people who paid that much attention, but then I had a slew of directionally mandated pictures taken for immigration. So I do at least know my bad side.


juliana - Jan 26, 2005 3:07:52 pm PST #7534 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Who here knows which side is their good side?

Yo. But it's a part of my "career", so not surprising.


Susan W. - Jan 26, 2005 3:08:25 pm PST #7535 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I don't photograph well. I swear my nose is twice as large in pictures as it is in the mirror, and the fact that I like big noses on other people doesn't reconcile me to my all-schnozz all-the-time pictures.


DavidS - Jan 26, 2005 3:08:27 pm PST #7536 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yo. But it's a part of my "career", so not surprising.

When you landed on your face which side did you land on?


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 3:09:30 pm PST #7537 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yo.

How much better is it than your bad side? I watch Paris Hilton pose EXACTLY THE SAME WAY time after time and think she must look insanely bad from any other angle, since she sure doesn't look that good with her preferred one.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2005 3:10:04 pm PST #7538 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Huh. I thought the whole "good side" thing was a myth. People really have a "good" side? I like both my sides.

t edit Anyone who pipes up to tell me which side is my bad side? You die bloody.