Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jan 21, 2005 8:06:04 am PST #6248 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Uh oh, people are starting to ladle on the puns again.

Be our guest!


Betsy HP - Jan 21, 2005 8:08:46 am PST #6249 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

GRUMP. I just called my pharm to find out why they hadn't refilled my Elavil. It wasn't time yet. No, they wouldn't call my doctor to verify that he'd upped the prescription; I should. I called the doctor "Didn't you fill the prescription on the 9th?" Yes, yes I did.

After I hung up, I realized that the problem was that I had refilled the August 9th prescription instead of the November 9th prescription. Which was for a larger dosage.

I HATE KEEPING TRACK OF ALL MY DRUGS! Thank you.


Cashmere - Jan 21, 2005 8:08:58 am PST #6250 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nora, that is an awful dream! No more horrible dreams!

SA, he noticed sj collected teacups and bought her one as a gift. How sweet is that, I ask???? (probably an x-post)

Crappity. My SiL was in a car wreck last night. And the freaky thing--just last week, I read a story on the craptastic crash test rating her little Pontiac Sunfire got and *almost* said something to my MiL. But I didn't want to upset them. She's ok--just REALLY banged up. Which is what the crash test said would happen. The car's a total loss. The other driver walked away with a scratch on his finger. SiL may have a fractured hip and collar bone.

They're going to stop making the Sunfire, that's how bad they are.

I'm taking the boy out while it's still sunny.


brenda m - Jan 21, 2005 8:09:31 am PST #6251 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Watch it guys, you'll be in hot water if you keep this up.

SA, Teacup Boy is called thus because he (aww) noticed on the first date that sj collects them (aww) and brought her one as a present on the second (awww.) All without the teacups ever having come up in conversation or been pointed out. Awww. So sweet.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 21, 2005 8:12:18 am PST #6252 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Watch it guys, you'll be in hot water if you keep this up.

I bet you can dish it out, but you can't take it.


esse - Jan 21, 2005 8:15:06 am PST #6253 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Ahhhh. That's really sweet. Cute nickname, then.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 21, 2005 8:17:24 am PST #6254 of 10002
What is even happening?

Frank, your attitude really gets me steamed.

(SA, I'm sorry. It's Friday, and we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun. What brenda and Cashmere said about Tea Cup guy. He and sj are one of our two favorite Bitch Ships, the other being Lilty and her Music Store Guy).


Polter-Cow - Jan 21, 2005 8:18:48 am PST #6255 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

SA, Teacup Boy is called thus because he (aww) noticed on the first date that sj collects them (aww) and brought her one as a present on the second (awww.) All without the teacups ever having come up in conversation or been pointed out. Awww. So sweet.

I approve!

How long have you been collecting teacups, sj? Why did you start?


ChiKat - Jan 21, 2005 8:20:46 am PST #6256 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, boy. Another day where we're getting steeped in puns.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 21, 2005 8:21:22 am PST #6257 of 10002
What is even happening?

ChiKat's bagged us.