OMFG. I just went to my local laundromat to do my laundry (note to self: next apartment must have laundry at least in building, if not in unit) and what I've failed to notice about the place before is that it has no heat. None.
At first I thought maybe it was just broken, or that some environmentally-conscious person had turned it off when they left and the place was empty. But no. There is no thermostat. There is no space heater. There is nothing.
In Boston in July, this would not be a problem. In Boston in January, when it's freaking 12 degrees out, this is a huge problem. Usually I stay there with my clothes, reading a book until they're done. Today, I wasn't even finished loading the washer when my teeth started chattering. So now it'll be back and forth to switch the clothes into the dryer, check on them, and remove them. Blah.
And I need me some of those little cones for work. I get piddled on by boy babies with some regularity.
And I need me some of those little cones for work. I get piddled on by boy babies with some regularity.
Why don't you just block the pee with your telekinesis? Didn't you even consider that?
I always just folded the diaper up over the top if the portable fountain came into action.
If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.
And I need me some of those little cones for work. I get piddled on by boy babies with some regularity.
Ah, nursing. You had no idea the list of fluids you would have cast upon your person would be so long, did you?
Princess Tickybox totally needs these. [link]
Jen! Don't try to hide, I've caught you!
This same friend made me some body butter that is cocoa/vanilla/amber scented; Pete has complained that whenever I use it, he gets overwhelming chocolate cravings.
Where does she get her oils?
If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.
This is exactly why you need these super powers. You'd use them for good. Or evil, as the case may be, but in a good way.
