If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
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Jen - Jan 19, 2005 12:26:56 pm PST #5770 of 10002
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Sean K - Jan 19, 2005 12:28:58 pm PST #5771 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And I need me some of those little cones for work. I get piddled on by boy babies with some regularity.
Ah, nursing. You had no idea the list of fluids you would have cast upon your person would be so long, did you?
Betsy HP - Jan 19, 2005 12:32:47 pm PST #5772 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Princess Tickybox totally needs these. [link]
Emily - Jan 19, 2005 12:36:36 pm PST #5773 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Jen! Don't try to hide, I've caught you!
P.M. Marc - Jan 19, 2005 12:37:18 pm PST #5774 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
This same friend made me some body butter that is cocoa/vanilla/amber scented; Pete has complained that whenever I use it, he gets overwhelming chocolate cravings.
Where does she get her oils?
DavidS - Jan 19, 2005 12:41:51 pm PST #5775 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.
This is exactly why you need these super powers. You'd use them for good. Or evil, as the case may be, but in a good way.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2005 12:43:01 pm PST #5776 of 10002
What is even happening?
If I had telekinesis powers over penises, baby boys are at the very bottom of the list of people on whom I'd use it.
Honey, you're a woman (and a damned fine looking one). I think you have--if not actual telekinetic powers--then something well akin to them, on the more "grown up" variety.
Atropa - Jan 19, 2005 12:47:29 pm PST #5777 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Where does she get her oils?
Mostly at Travlers on Capitol Hill, and some from Tenzig Momo down in Pike Place.
Betsy HP - Jan 19, 2005 12:50:22 pm PST #5778 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
"Tenzig Momo" is a very satisfying thing to say.
Atropa - Jan 19, 2005 12:52:39 pm PST #5779 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"Tenzig Momo" is a very satisfying thing to say.
It is, isn't it? It's a great shop, full of oils and bulk herbs and odd books. The owner cheerfully calls me 'Witchypoo' every time I go there.