You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

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Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 10:11:41 am PST #5352 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Ooh. Cheaper AND more color choices. Shiny.

[link]


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 10:13:11 am PST #5353 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Those look like they'd just fall out of your anus, though.


Sean K - Jan 18, 2005 10:15:23 am PST #5354 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think they'd probably stay, if you insert them all the way. They just won't point jauntily upwards, like that other one did.


brenda m - Jan 18, 2005 10:17:38 am PST #5355 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The moment I saw Betsy's post I started bracing myself...Erin certainly does leave her mark.


askye - Jan 18, 2005 10:17:44 am PST #5356 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

Sean!!!

t hugs

Can you come down here and maim a few stupid people for me? And write a note that says I can leave early because I feel icky?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 10:17:45 am PST #5357 of 10002
What is even happening?

I do not know what a butt plug is. I have no clue as to its use. I do not want to know what a butt plug is/used for. Every time I forget that the words "butt" and "plug" are sometimes combined by others, into a phrase with some thankfully unknown-to-me meaning, I am reminded, sometimes even without the words themselves being combined into the phrase itself.


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 10:18:08 am PST #5358 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Jilli, look:

[link]


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2005 10:18:39 am PST #5359 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have no clue as to its use.

Its name should provide *some* clue....


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 10:19:28 am PST #5360 of 10002
What is even happening?

STEPHANIE, I CANNOT HEAR YOU AND HOPE YOU DO NOT GET A NAP.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 10:19:40 am PST #5361 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Its name should provide *some* clue....

Really, until you start accessorising (say with feathers) it's quite clear. Now -- motivation may confuse you still.