Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 10:17:45 am PST #5357 of 10002
What is even happening?

I do not know what a butt plug is. I have no clue as to its use. I do not want to know what a butt plug is/used for. Every time I forget that the words "butt" and "plug" are sometimes combined by others, into a phrase with some thankfully unknown-to-me meaning, I am reminded, sometimes even without the words themselves being combined into the phrase itself.


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 10:18:08 am PST #5358 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Jilli, look:

[link]


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2005 10:18:39 am PST #5359 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I have no clue as to its use.

Its name should provide *some* clue....


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 10:19:28 am PST #5360 of 10002
What is even happening?

STEPHANIE, I CANNOT HEAR YOU AND HOPE YOU DO NOT GET A NAP.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 10:19:40 am PST #5361 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Its name should provide *some* clue....

Really, until you start accessorising (say with feathers) it's quite clear. Now -- motivation may confuse you still.


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2005 10:20:12 am PST #5362 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

STEPHANIE, I CANNOT HEAR YOU AND HOPE YOU DO NOT GET A NAP.

CYNTHIA, YOU ARE BEING MEAN TO NAP-DEPRIVED ME!


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 10:22:32 am PST #5363 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Do I need a marabou fan? [link]

NOT analy inserted, ta ever so.


Sean K - Jan 18, 2005 10:22:55 am PST #5364 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, it's really a pretty straightforward thing, Cin. There's not too many variations on the basic principle of the butt plug. It's the attatchments that make room for creativity.


Gris - Jan 18, 2005 10:24:12 am PST #5365 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I have a friend that has a butt plug in the shape of the baby Jesus. IJS.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 18, 2005 10:24:26 am PST #5366 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

God I am so tired.