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Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 10:17:45 am PST #5357 of 10002
What is even happening?

I do not know what a butt plug is. I have no clue as to its use. I do not want to know what a butt plug is/used for. Every time I forget that the words "butt" and "plug" are sometimes combined by others, into a phrase with some thankfully unknown-to-me meaning, I am reminded, sometimes even without the words themselves being combined into the phrase itself.


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 10:18:08 am PST #5358 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Jilli, look:

[link]


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2005 10:18:39 am PST #5359 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have no clue as to its use.

Its name should provide *some* clue....


Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 10:19:28 am PST #5360 of 10002
What is even happening?

STEPHANIE, I CANNOT HEAR YOU AND HOPE YOU DO NOT GET A NAP.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 10:19:40 am PST #5361 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Its name should provide *some* clue....

Really, until you start accessorising (say with feathers) it's quite clear. Now -- motivation may confuse you still.


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2005 10:20:12 am PST #5362 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

STEPHANIE, I CANNOT HEAR YOU AND HOPE YOU DO NOT GET A NAP.

CYNTHIA, YOU ARE BEING MEAN TO NAP-DEPRIVED ME!


Betsy HP - Jan 18, 2005 10:22:32 am PST #5363 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Do I need a marabou fan? [link]

NOT analy inserted, ta ever so.


Sean K - Jan 18, 2005 10:22:55 am PST #5364 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, it's really a pretty straightforward thing, Cin. There's not too many variations on the basic principle of the butt plug. It's the attatchments that make room for creativity.


Gris - Jan 18, 2005 10:24:12 am PST #5365 of 10002
Hey. New board.

I have a friend that has a butt plug in the shape of the baby Jesus. IJS.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 18, 2005 10:24:26 am PST #5366 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

God I am so tired.