ummm
combind a visit to doctor and fun...?
Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.
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beth b - Jan 14, 2005 8:41:16 pm PST #4447 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 8:43:06 pm PST #4448 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Up Periscope!
I remember going to Chicago sex shops with the Buffistas and being absolutely goggled to find out that speculums were consided sex toys by some.
SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 8:43:31 pm PST #4449 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
That periscope scares me. Or something.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 8:47:46 pm PST #4450 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That periscope scares me. Or something.
I think it'd be... disapointing. You'd probably be all excited to use it, and then after five minutes you'd be all, "Is that all there is?"
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 8:49:58 pm PST #4451 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think it'd be...dark. I mean, one orifice is pretty much like the other, right? It's like the doctor looking in your ears.
SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 8:51:37 pm PST #4452 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
It reminds me of the joke about the kids, the dog, the cork and the monkey. Kids get a dog. It won't stop crapping. Mom says "fix it or the dog goes." Kids get a cork and cork the dog up. Dog keeps getting bigger. Kids figure they better remove the cork before the dog explodes. None of the kids want to do it. Buy a monkey and train it to remove corks. Puts the monkey in a room with the dog. Little kid, "All I saw was shit, shit, shit." Second kid, "All I saw was shit, shit, shit." Third kid, "All I saw was that poor monkey trying to put the cork back in."
Periscopes scare me.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 8:52:13 pm PST #4453 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, it has a headlight.
deborah grabien - Jan 14, 2005 8:54:09 pm PST #4454 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
(whimpering with laughter)
Not over the periscope - over Sail's joke. The periscope, not so much.
Strega - Jan 14, 2005 8:55:40 pm PST #4455 of 10002
Per Blowfish, the light can get... uncomfortably warm.
Ow.
SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 8:57:13 pm PST #4456 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Oh, criminy. I wasn't even thinking of the light. Ow is right.