ummm
combind a visit to doctor and fun...?
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beth b - Jan 14, 2005 8:41:16 pm PST #4447 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 8:43:06 pm PST #4448 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Up Periscope!
I remember going to Chicago sex shops with the Buffistas and being absolutely goggled to find out that speculums were consided sex toys by some.
SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 8:43:31 pm PST #4449 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
That periscope scares me. Or something.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 8:47:46 pm PST #4450 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That periscope scares me. Or something.
I think it'd be... disapointing. You'd probably be all excited to use it, and then after five minutes you'd be all, "Is that all there is?"
Strix - Jan 14, 2005 8:49:58 pm PST #4451 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think it'd be...dark. I mean, one orifice is pretty much like the other, right? It's like the doctor looking in your ears.
SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 8:51:37 pm PST #4452 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
It reminds me of the joke about the kids, the dog, the cork and the monkey. Kids get a dog. It won't stop crapping. Mom says "fix it or the dog goes." Kids get a cork and cork the dog up. Dog keeps getting bigger. Kids figure they better remove the cork before the dog explodes. None of the kids want to do it. Buy a monkey and train it to remove corks. Puts the monkey in a room with the dog. Little kid, "All I saw was shit, shit, shit." Second kid, "All I saw was shit, shit, shit." Third kid, "All I saw was that poor monkey trying to put the cork back in."
Periscopes scare me.
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 8:52:13 pm PST #4453 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, it has a headlight.
deborah grabien - Jan 14, 2005 8:54:09 pm PST #4454 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
(whimpering with laughter)
Not over the periscope - over Sail's joke. The periscope, not so much.
Strega - Jan 14, 2005 8:55:40 pm PST #4455 of 10002
Per Blowfish, the light can get... uncomfortably warm.
Ow.
SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 8:57:13 pm PST #4456 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Oh, criminy. I wasn't even thinking of the light. Ow is right.