That periscope scares me. Or something.
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That periscope scares me. Or something.
I think it'd be... disapointing. You'd probably be all excited to use it, and then after five minutes you'd be all, "Is that all there is?"
I think it'd be...dark. I mean, one orifice is pretty much like the other, right? It's like the doctor looking in your ears.
It reminds me of the joke about the kids, the dog, the cork and the monkey. Kids get a dog. It won't stop crapping. Mom says "fix it or the dog goes." Kids get a cork and cork the dog up. Dog keeps getting bigger. Kids figure they better remove the cork before the dog explodes. None of the kids want to do it. Buy a monkey and train it to remove corks. Puts the monkey in a room with the dog. Little kid, "All I saw was shit, shit, shit." Second kid, "All I saw was shit, shit, shit." Third kid, "All I saw was that poor monkey trying to put the cork back in."
Periscopes scare me.
Well, it has a headlight.
(whimpering with laughter)
Not over the periscope - over Sail's joke. The periscope, not so much.
Per Blowfish, the light can get... uncomfortably warm.
Ow.
Oh, criminy. I wasn't even thinking of the light. Ow is right.
Per Blowfish, the light can get... uncomfortably warm.
"Periscope bad. Kidney....pretty."
I'm totally engrossed in the book section.
Really. It some some fascinating looking reads. LIke this: [link]
How can you not be intrigued by the author of The Ethical Slut?