Plei, the Elizabeth Arden shade that you recommended that used to look so good on me is now making me look too pale. While this is useful for the days when I want people to leave me alone, it's NSM a good look most of the time. What is the next shade darker, or would you recommend something else?

I don't know what the next shade darker is... the bastards don't appear to have an online shade chart. Macy's carries it, though, so I'd check with them.

I think young girls start asking to go en pointe about the time they read "Ballet Shoes," 'cause Posy is about 8 or so when she does, right? I took ballet classes and got toe shoes at age 11 or so, but that was partly due to having high arches and really strong feet.

Hair and food too important to postpone.

Jessica is wise beyond her years.

Miracleman, I love it. You totally should.

I'd buy it. And then I'd blow the production budget on special effects and it would never air.

That's probably for the best, really.

Still. Walrus people. Invisible flying motorcycles. Rock.

Oh and thanks for all the sweet props, y'all. Especially Hec, who made my day.

He's good at that, but it's not like you don't deserve it, Robin. (Take your own advice, Erika, you idiot.)

"A young girl in Nome, Alaska, stumbles on a magical land just under the waters of Norton Sound, where a lost tribe of mutant human/walrus hybrids live in fear of the World Above. Can Tawny unite the two worlds? Will she ever win the heart of her true love, the Inuit fisherman N'gukluk? Heavy lies the head that wears the crown in Tawny: Queen of the Walrus People!

All I ask is that there is some sort of group of small, furry creatures with beady little eyes that always predict doom, and do so by singing.

The best part of the Hecliments is that they are always spot on true words.

yes, wrod.

All I ask is that there is some sort of group of small, furry creatures with beady little eyes that always predict doom, and do so by singing.