You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

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Topic!Cindy - Jan 12, 2005 10:07:39 am PST #3483 of 10002
What is even happening?

All I ask is that there is some sort of group of small, furry creatures with beady little eyes that always predict doom, and do so by singing.
Oh. Yes.


Miracleman - Jan 12, 2005 10:11:35 am PST #3484 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

All I ask is that there is some sort of group of small, furry creatures with beady little eyes that always predict doom, and do so by singing.

Brilliant! High concept! Appeals to the kids! Will make great toys!

"Get your CutiePatootieDoomsayers at Toys R Us! With four different predictions of imminent and bloody demise! Listen!

(to the tune of "Tomorrow") "You're gonna get eviscerated...tomorrow! Bet you lose your guts and innards tomorrow...better run..."

"On sale now!"


brenda m - Jan 12, 2005 10:14:56 am PST #3485 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(to the tune of "Tomorrow") "You're gonna get eviscerated...tomorrow! Bet you lose your guts and innards tomorrow...better run..."

"On sale now!"

Now it sounds like Futurama. Eeevil Orphbot Annie.


Atropa - Jan 12, 2005 10:15:06 am PST #3486 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(to the tune of "Tomorrow") "You're gonna get eviscerated...tomorrow! Bet you lose your guts and innards tomorrow...better run..."

Let's get the guy who does all the songs for the Weebl & Bob site. We want something like the "Kenya" song, but more earwormable.


Miracleman - Jan 12, 2005 10:16:51 am PST #3487 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Let's get the guy who does all the songs for the Weebl & Bob site. We want something like the "Kenya" song, but more earwormable.

Excellent. Have his people call my people they'll do lunch we'll do brunch and let the lawyers hammer out the pesky details.

I want a Number 1 pop single by next week. Is Casey Kasem still alive?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 12, 2005 10:18:19 am PST #3488 of 10002
What is even happening?

I think he died. But can't remember for sure.


Connie Neil - Jan 12, 2005 10:21:47 am PST #3489 of 10002
brillig

Is Casey Kasem still alive?

Dick Clark's still around. I think they had to change his internal power cell, though.


Polter-Cow - Jan 12, 2005 10:21:54 am PST #3490 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

According to IMDb, he's still alive.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 12, 2005 10:24:33 am PST #3491 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

gahhh.

I hate sitting at the "reception" desk. People think you're fucking subhuman or something.

Signed,
No one fucking bothered to introduce me to a client whose registration system I've put hours and hours in to make work.

OK, well, I feel like something scraped off someone's shoe, mentally. I want to go home.


askye - Jan 12, 2005 10:25:05 am PST #3492 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

What's the etiquette for finding out how much a stylist charges? My cousin's wife's hair always looks fantastic and she's been going to the same person for several years now. Do I just call the salon and ask how much he charges?