Oh yeah, people chow would be great. I'd want it in a brains flavor so I could throw a pack to the babies when they come after me like apocalyptic zombies.

His Verbal was 540 and Math 530. There was probably math he has never even seen. He has a crazy vocabulary. When they handed out the 100 words at the beginning of the term in his gifted language class he sat down without a dictionary and did the definitions for all but one. Draggled was the offending word.

He devours books. I got him a couple written by NBA coaches recently figuring that between the sports stories would be some sound advice. He just won't write. He can be bribed at least and for this I am grateful.

Gah. It's cold enough for our ancient furnace to shut itself off. I rebooted it once already, but I think that didn't take. Now I am going to have to uncurl myself from my happy little ball and go down and press the reset button again.

Damn, I wish we could afford to replace it.

I took the SAT in 7th grade, the start of my string of maxing out the TSWE. Sadly, however, I fell asleep during the actual test portion.

My verbal was higher than my math. Of course, I had the highest verbal score for my high school that year, and the only way my math could have been higher was to score perfectly on the math portion.

If I wasn't such a lazy fuck, I suppose I could have prepped for the test instead of just showing up and paying the late entry fee to take it.

Okay, so that's People Chow in Nacho Cheese and Brains flavors. I'll add it to the proposal. Because it is genius.

All I rembember is that it was the first time I'd ever been called to the principal's office, and I was freaked out.

Bwah! I wish the brainy part was the only reason the principal knows him well.

However, my verbal was still higher than my math, which apparently makes me something of a freak.

That's freakish? My verbal was 120 points higher than my math.

Laura, tell him his math was higher than your invisible internet friend's who ultimately wound up in an Ivy League school. And tell him that writing is good for your verbal score.

-t has a new tag.

I saw the Early Show streaming video! Daaamn, Deb. That's a great new look. And there was JZ! And other people I didn't recognize.

My verbal was higher than my math. Of course, I had the highest verbal score for my high school that year, and the only way my math could have been higher was to score perfectly on the math portion.

Why does this not surprise me in the least?

I can never remember my SAT scores, but when I took the PSAT, I got two answers wrong, both in math. Taking the pSAT was an eligibility requirement for some enrichment program, I think.

Congratulations, -t! Although now Tep is a bit scary.

Okay, so that's People Chow in Nacho Cheese and Brains flavors.

What, no chocolate flavor?