Damn. It's not me. I wanted it to be me.
Maybe tonight, honeybunny.
'Life of the Party'
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Damn. It's not me. I wanted it to be me.
Maybe tonight, honeybunny.
::crosses fingers fiercely::
Not pregnant, thank God.
That's great, Deb.
I need a couple more people. Anyone? Free breakfast and a film crew on Monday morning?
I wish I could. Stupid continent. I'll be watching.
Deb, that is cool!
So, I'm doing the "Early Show", this coming Monday morning.
Whoa, cool!
Deb, is this for FFoSM, or for the make over show?
blah. I'm stupid. Perhaps should not post on show threads. Hate being dumb.
Nora, you are most certainly not stupid. Devastatingly beautiful, but not stupid.
And I'm not pregnant either.
Deb, I can't decide which is cooler -- the makeover or JZ and your MiL.
Also not pregnant.
And, have we seen this, yet?
Jan. 6, 2005 | Detroit -- The sign on the toilet brush says it best: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
That admonition was the winner of an anti-lawsuit group's contest for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year.
The sponsor, Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, says the goal is "to reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products."
The $500 first prize went to Ed Gyetvai, of Oldcastle, Ontario, who submitted the toilet-brush label. A $250 second prize went to Matt Johnson, of Naperville, Ill., for a label on a children's scooter that said, "This product moves when used."
A $100 third prize went to Ann Marie Taylor, of Camden, S.C., who submitted a warning from a digital thermometer that said, "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."