Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 06, 2005 9:31:43 am PST #1555 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Damn. It's not me. I wanted it to be me.

Maybe tonight, honeybunny.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2005 9:32:27 am PST #1556 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::crosses fingers fiercely::


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2005 9:33:09 am PST #1557 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Not pregnant, thank God.


Ginger - Jan 06, 2005 9:33:34 am PST #1558 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's great, Deb.

I need a couple more people. Anyone? Free breakfast and a film crew on Monday morning?

I wish I could. Stupid continent. I'll be watching.


erikaj - Jan 06, 2005 9:33:36 am PST #1559 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Deb, that is cool!


Kate P. - Jan 06, 2005 9:34:05 am PST #1560 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

So, I'm doing the "Early Show", this coming Monday morning.

Whoa, cool!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 06, 2005 9:35:26 am PST #1561 of 10002
What is even happening?

Deb, is this for FFoSM, or for the make over show?


Nora Deirdre - Jan 06, 2005 9:37:28 am PST #1562 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

blah. I'm stupid. Perhaps should not post on show threads. Hate being dumb.


Maria - Jan 06, 2005 9:38:33 am PST #1563 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Nora, you are most certainly not stupid. Devastatingly beautiful, but not stupid.

And I'm not pregnant either.


Sparky1 - Jan 06, 2005 9:38:41 am PST #1564 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Deb, I can't decide which is cooler -- the makeover or JZ and your MiL.

Also not pregnant.

And, have we seen this, yet?

Jan. 6, 2005 | Detroit -- The sign on the toilet brush says it best: "Do not use for personal hygiene."

That admonition was the winner of an anti-lawsuit group's contest for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year.

The sponsor, Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, says the goal is "to reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products."

The $500 first prize went to Ed Gyetvai, of Oldcastle, Ontario, who submitted the toilet-brush label. A $250 second prize went to Matt Johnson, of Naperville, Ill., for a label on a children's scooter that said, "This product moves when used."

A $100 third prize went to Ann Marie Taylor, of Camden, S.C., who submitted a warning from a digital thermometer that said, "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."